Last Night Billie Joe Was All Lookin' Good And Stuff
So, BJ and I got to talking about, like, clothes and stuff, and then it was like an hour later and we were all in another room all alone and making out and stuff. My hands were totally on his, like, butt and I was all untucking his shirt. It was totally hot!
BJ and I were totally gonna go to like 2nd base, but then the f***ing alarm clock went off and I, like, totally woke up. How pissed was I when me 'n' Billie Joe making out was totally just a dream? For real! I was, like, "No! Don't do this to me!" He was all cute and stuff and his butt was real hot!
So, I totally got out a hammer and smashed my alarm clock. I miss you, Billie Joe! Post a comment with your phone number if you ever read this!