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Saturday, February 26, 2005

Last Night Billie Joe Was All Lookin' Good And Stuff

So, last night I was at this really dumb party that I didn't even want to go to in the first place, and I was all, "This is boring and stuff." My totally dumb friend who was at the party with me pulled me over and said, "I want you to, like, meet Billie Joe," and I was like, "Whatever," but then it was all Billie Joe from Green Day and he was all lookin' good and stuff!

So, BJ and I got to talking about, like, clothes and stuff, and then it was like an hour later and we were all in another room all alone and making out and stuff. My hands were totally on his, like, butt and I was all untucking his shirt. It was totally hot!

BJ and I were totally gonna go to like 2nd base, but then the f***ing alarm clock went off and I, like, totally woke up. How pissed was I when me 'n' Billie Joe making out was totally just a dream? For real! I was, like, "No! Don't do this to me!" He was all cute and stuff and his butt was real hot!

So, I totally got out a hammer and smashed my alarm clock. I miss you, Billie Joe! Post a comment with your phone number if you ever read this!


  • At 1:55 PM, Blogger MrBrady said…

    That is one hot dream - and the guy has just the right initials for some juicy action!

    I know all too well the evils of alarm clocks. They should all be burnt in the manner of "Fahrenheit 451", or should that be "Wakeup 6:05".

  • At 4:27 PM, Blogger J'ason D'luv said…

    Yeah, and, like, I didn't even get to find out about his, like, you know, initials, if you know what I mean and stuff. But if you all see BJ or whatever, totally tell him to text me!

    My alarm is all in the garbage can.

  • At 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Billy Joe Hot???
    CHILD - you WUZ dreamin'!

    Shanaynay LaChild

  • At 9:52 PM, Blogger The Duke said…

    Gooooooo Shanaynay!

    Yeah, maybe 10 years ago when he did that song about masturbation, but, kids, it's a little late to be jumping on the BJ bandwagon. Seriously.

  • At 10:04 AM, Anonymous Zachery said…

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