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Thursday, March 24, 2005

American Idol, Please Give Us A Break


Seriously! How can people watch mind-numbingly vapid trash like American Idol night after night? Oh, and we love their latest scam -- a week after the Mario Vasquez scandal, FOX is trying to keep it's mega-hit in the headlines. This time, it's mixed up phone numbers broadcast on last night's episode. Oops! Looks like they had to do the voting episode again tonight, with the "correct" phone numbers to call for the contestants -- and now an additional episode will air tomorrow.

Keep in mind, that FOX is running this extra episode back-to-back with the network's new sitcom "Life On A Stick." Gee, do we think this could be all be a ploy to ensure high ratings for the new show's pilot? No, it couldn't be!

But really, folks, the real scandal screeching in all the headlines should have been complete dork Anthony Federov's flatter than a pancake rendition of "I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me)." Please! This queen is way too boring to attempt an Aretha/George Michael duet all on his lonesome. And is it us, or do the contestants all do the same songs, week after week, year after year? Can't these stiffs get crunked and bust out some 50 Cent or GWAR or some shit?

This show is utterly ridiculous and we're completely over it. Oh, and if anyone Tivo'd tonight's episode, can you be a peach and IM me?

4 Comments:

  • At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh, the Idol haters... Hate the show, but they need to talk about it all the time, just to dis it. If you hate the show so much... don't watch it!

    And the conspiracy-theory about "Life On A Stick" is so wrong. FOX didn't air the show last night, there simply wasn't any time left. It will air tonight, at 9:30 PM.

    Now let's rent the Mel Gibson film again to see good conspiracy.

    Muah, muah, kittens.

     
  • At 2:44 PM, Blogger J'ason D'luv said…

    We hate/love/hate/love/hate American Idol! We just really put these posts on to get our "anonymous" friend Kevvy to come over and scold us :)

     
  • At 7:14 PM, Blogger MoogaBoo said…

    I love hating American Idol! D'Luvvy, you're so right about Federov. God, I need to do some posts again soon. Fuck.

     
  • At 4:39 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Haha, that was so a Kevvie post. It's like finding a muskrat carcass on the floor and Tina Turner claiming it's not one of her cast-off wigs from her pre-What's Love Got To Do With It days.

    I actually like Anthony Federov... Maybe it's because of the anus-shaped hole on his throat... Or his Aryan looks. I'm not sure.

     

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