dispatches from the pop scene...minus the corn syrup.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

A New J. Low

From the desk of Shananay La Child:

I hate that fake ghetto bitch. I wish I could run into her frontin' ass "on the 6 " and take her out wit' my shank. The only train that bitch been ridin' these past few years has been that fat caboose booty she pushed herself around on.

Bitch can't sing --bitch can't act -- an' she already had three marriages and NO KIDS?!? WHAT THE FUCK KINDA PUERTO RICAN IS SHE? She probably fakin' bein' a Rican too! If you wash off that spray-on tan, the 'ho probably ain't even LATIN! You know that new album o' herz gonna suck. You ain't ghetto, J. Blow -- you just a get-HO! MMmmmmmkay!


  • At 3:27 PM, Blogger The Duke said…

    Damn, I hear you, Shanaynay. Once I was doing this P.R. chick, and all of a sudden 6 kids popped out of her! I said, "Where the hell are you kids going?" and they were like "Soccor practice."

  • At 10:36 AM, Blogger J'ason D'luv said…

    I'm still trying to make sense of this one... but then again, maybe it's some secret "Shanaynay" language...

  • At 1:33 PM, Blogger Joshua said…



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