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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

You Can't Do That On Television

As predicted last week, Ashlee Simpson -- shown here performing what looks like some lewd, base act on live television last week during an interview with Ryan Seacrest -- debuts atop the U.S. album chart with her sophomore set, I Am Trashlee... er... I Am Me. She had overall sales of 220,000.

Now, lest all you get a bit celebratory too quickly, let's not forget that her debut album had first week sales of 398,500 last year. Whether the lower debut this time is chalked up to the overall decline of music sales that's plaguing the industry in general, or the fact that she was exposed as a teen pop pantomime trash box last year, who can tell?

The important thing is that we were able to find yet another ridiculous picture of her.


  • At 6:07 PM, Blogger MoogaBoo said…

    Poor little Trasheleh. At least she wasn't in The Dukes Of Hazzard.

  • At 6:24 PM, Anonymous so trasheleh said…

    She's most likely very skilled at lewd, base acts.

    I think Papa Joe personally trained her and Jess.

  • At 2:08 PM, Blogger J'ason D'luv said…

    Papa Joe probably does like to teach the family tricks to the family hookerz.

  • At 8:54 PM, Blogger MoogaBoo said…

    Poor little Trasheleh, oy! That meshuggener little shiksa musta beeen singin' "Papa Joe, can you hear me??" too many times in her youth. She's no Yentl!!

    I have no idea what this post means.


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