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Friday, November 11, 2005

Oh, Jesus...

Like a rowdy, out-of-control mare that's just been swatted with a bullwhip on it's hind quarters, un-slutty American Idol winner Carrie Underwood has come charging back into the charts with "Jesus, Take The Wheel."

That's right, Jesus... take the wheel and steer our Carrie straight into the Top 10, would ya?

And while Jesus gets name-dropped by sweet-as-pie Carrie on her new single, he might be a bit surprised to find that another song on her forthcoming album, Some Hearts, discusses taking a baseball bat to a cheating boyfriend's car. So, as long as Carrie can invoke religion to have a hit and also promote violence, why can't we? How very American.

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