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Saturday, January 28, 2006

Someone Actually Had Sex With Clay Aiken?

Oh, how Clay's life has changed. Had he never gone on American Idol and discovered the flat iron, he would have never gotten laid.



Here's the best part of the National Enquier Clay Aiken gay sex expose running rampant on the internet:


“On Dec. 16, using the screen name of 'valleyprettyboy,' [CR: Class] Clay sent me his first instant message,” [John] Paulus claims. The two allegedly set up a meeting at a North Carolina hotel and, according to Paulus, spent the night having unprotected sex with the singer. He claims Aiken later asked him to be his secret boyfriend.


Can you imagine spending an entire 90 minutes looking at Clay's nasty carrot stick? And, sure, Clay, let's be "secret boyfriends," then you can share my locker and we can swap lunches during recess.

And who didn't know he was gay already (besides a few hundred thousand delusional Claymates)? Oh well, by Monday, no one will remember or care anyway.

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