On the promotional trail for their new U.K. single "Red Dress" this week (which, unfortunately, looks to be held back from #1 by that loser Chico
), the Sugababes guest-edited
the British paper Daily Mirror
's showbiz column yesterday. Someone needs to get these three a reality show ASAP, because they don't pull any punches. Let's just skip over them gushing about how great Jennifer Lopez
and Christina Aguilera
are, and jump right into what they had to say about Britney Spears
and Nicole Ritchie
.Keisha On Meeting Britney
: "Britney was a disappointment. She was doing this fake smile but at the same time saying, 'It's so nice to meet you'."
"Well, Kevin gave me a 'look' [Chart Rigger just threw up a little in its mouth
] and Britney just grabbed his arm and pulled him in close to her."
"He is probably all over loads of girls and if we can see it why can't she? You know when someone is trying hard to be something they're not. I don't think she's naturally very happy."Amelle Comparing Christina To Britney
: "With Christina Aguilera, you can tell she's being herself. But Britney was trying to be cool. And look who's the winner now. Not Brit."Heidi On Britney's "Style":
"Why does she dress like that? She's really let herself go since she met Kevin. Maybe she was made to go to the gym loads when she was performing, so she's fed up with it now."Keisha On Nicole Richie:
"I feel sorry for her, she might have a bit of a problem because she is so skinny. It's a life and death thing. It's not even funny."Amelle Summing It All Up:
"I mean, what man would want to grab on to a tiny ass? They want a real woman."
Suddenly, Amelle is the best Sugababe ever
Labels: Britney Spears, Sugababes