Nick Lachey + Shirt On = Sales Figures In The Red
That Nick Lachey, boy, what a looker. Now, isn't this a nice, classic-looking pop album cover?

But, really, who's in charge of the marketing for this album? Why isn't he shirtless, draped over a couch and seductively licking a candy cane? Or buck-naked, riding a see-saw with sun beaming down on his glistening, washed-up, divorced boyband flesh?
At any rate, the album is released May 9. Pick up your copy at a Tower bargain bin this June.

But, really, who's in charge of the marketing for this album? Why isn't he shirtless, draped over a couch and seductively licking a candy cane? Or buck-naked, riding a see-saw with sun beaming down on his glistening, washed-up, divorced boyband flesh?
At any rate, the album is released May 9. Pick up your copy at a Tower bargain bin this June.
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3 Comments:
At 7:45 AM,
xolondon said…
well, you know, everyone likes Nick for his incredible mind.
At 7:29 AM,
Paul said…
haha thats so true... his song reminds me of that dreadful one the chunky one out of shelflife released when he was off porking delta goodrem who i always found a bit sexless a la doris day... still at least Nick looks better on the cover.... clothed or not...
At 12:01 PM,
Rick McComb said…
You are wrong. It is a great cd. "Resolution" and " I Can't Hate You Anymore" are gooing to be huge. These are some of the best songs rekleased this year. I will be buying.
Rick McComb
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