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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Nick Lachey + Shirt On = Sales Figures In The Red

That Nick Lachey, boy, what a looker. Now, isn't this a nice, classic-looking pop album cover?

But, really, who's in charge of the marketing for this album? Why isn't he shirtless, draped over a couch and seductively licking a candy cane? Or buck-naked, riding a see-saw with sun beaming down on his glistening, washed-up, divorced boyband flesh?

At any rate, the album is released May 9. Pick up your copy at a Tower bargain bin this June.



  • At 8:45 AM, Blogger xolondon said…

    well, you know, everyone likes Nick for his incredible mind.

  • At 8:29 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    haha thats so true... his song reminds me of that dreadful one the chunky one out of shelflife released when he was off porking delta goodrem who i always found a bit sexless a la doris day... still at least Nick looks better on the cover.... clothed or not...

  • At 1:01 PM, Blogger Rick McComb said…

    You are wrong. It is a great cd. "Resolution" and " I Can't Hate You Anymore" are gooing to be huge. These are some of the best songs rekleased this year. I will be buying.
    Rick McComb


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