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Thursday, June 15, 2006

National Enquirer Uncovers Taylor Hicks' "Raging Gay Sex Scandal"

That's right -- in case you hadn't heard, American Idol season 5 winner Taylor Hicks is caught up in a "gay shocker" (or so says the National Enquirer). Here's the best part:

"Inside Hollywood's Kodak Theatre, Taylor was freaking out that a 'queer smear' would rob him of victory," an A.I. insider told The Enquirer.

Meanwhile, Hicks' single "Do I Make You Proud?" is twirling its way up the iTunes download chart. Alas, he's gotta sit at #7 behind a gaggle of strumpets such as Shakira, Nelly Furtado, Christina Aguilera and Rihanna.

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