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Saturday, December 16, 2006

The 10 Worst Singles Of 2006

With the end of 2006 drawing nigh, it's time to look back at what really sucked in pop this year. We've compiled what we consider to be the worst of the worst, with links to each song's video for for your enjoyment.

10. Panic! At The Disco - "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"


MoogaBoo Says: "Kids listening to this are going to grow up to be such dickheads." [video]

9. Hinder - "Lips Of An Angel"


J'ason Says: "Hinder is what happens when drunk sluts in South Dakota figure out how to use iTunes." [video]

8. P!nk - "Stupid Girls"


MoogaBoo Says: "Mildly amusing video, but the song itself was a dog. Isn't it kind of unbelievable that P!nk thinks she's better than Jessica Simpson?" [video]

7. Stefy - "Chelsea"


J'ason Says: "When trannies try to break out of the East Village and front rock bands, it never works." [video]

6. Christina Aguilera - "Ain't No Other Man"


MoogaBoo Says: "Despite being the retro junkie that I am, I hate this song. Unispired fashion show music." [video]

5. Morningwood - "The Nth Degree"


J'ason Says: "When trannies try to break out of The Bronx and front rock bands, it never works." [video]

4. Robbie Williams - "Rudebox"


MoogaBoo Says: "Never has a single been so obviously crafted for the lone purpose of keeping someone's name in the tabloids." [video]

3. Nickelback - "Far Away"


J'ason Says: "Can't we just fast forward to the point where Nickelback are this decade's Limp Bizkit already?" [video]

2. Janet Jackson - "So Excited"


MoogaBoo Says: "This is awful in a distinctly 2006 kind of way, so I'm actually suprised it wasn't #1 for 18 weeks." [video]

1. Fergie - "London Bridge"


J'ason Says: "Someday, kids, Fergie will hang." [video]

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7 Comments:

  • At 1:30 PM, Blogger Static&Silent said…

    I think "Fergalicious" was worse but agree on Christina Aguilera, Janet Jackson and Nickelback.

    I hate myself for saying this but I really don't find Panic At The Disco that offensive. And Rudebox was a career-suicidal single choice but I prefer it to most of his MOR serious singer-songwriter stuff.

     
  • At 8:23 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    well i'm relieved to be spared the embarassment of any of your top ten worst being on my top ten best :) Still i agree with S&M in terms of not minding P!ATD at all. I would have included the heinous Wind It Up instead of them...

     
  • At 8:23 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    oops. I did of course mean S&S!!!!!

     
  • At 10:13 PM, Blogger Ella Thorvaldsen said…

    Where the fuck was Gwen? Kunts the lot of them.

     
  • At 12:59 AM, Blogger J'ason D'luv said…

    While, upon first listen, I would have agreed that "Wind It Up" deserved to be on the list, the unexpectedly fun video has saved it from such shame.

    Paul, we know you mean S&M the first time you wrote it...no backtracking, doll.

    Static, really, Fergie topping the list encompasses all her trash. It's just that "London Bridge" is such a ridiculous premise that it needed to be singled out.

     
  • At 1:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Eh... no.

     
  • At 12:49 PM, Anonymous The 6 Worst Singles Of 2010 said…

    and Janet worries that we all still think she's a ho. Panic! At The Disco have amazingly horrible hair. It attracts and repels. I do like the new & improved Chrrrrstina though.

     

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