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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Chick Fit

The forthcoming U.K. Comic Relief charity single -- a cover of the Aerosmith and Run DMC rendition of "Walk This Way" done by none other than Sugababes and Girls Aloud -- sounds like a great idea.

First of all, the duet makes sense from a commercial standpoint. Sugababes could use a boost, since their past couple singles haven't fared too spectacularly. Plus, Girls Aloud are a pack of sluts, so you have that. Oh, just kidding. They're really popular or something.

But forget those hookers. What have poor old All Saints have been up to since Studio 1 tanked? Their next single, "Chick Fit," will supposedly be released in February, but there's no mention of it on their official site.

In fact, their site is so sparse with news, one is left with no choice but to delve into that dark, dangerous world of hopelessness, grief and self-loathing -- the fan forum. So here's the update: All Saints fans are fond of posting many, many links to porn, including one called "Jennifer Aniston Rides On Cock."

Meanwhile, getting back to Sugababes, here's some hotness Amelle had to say a few months back about Gary Barlow, whom she tried to get an autograph from for a friend while touring with Take That last year:




















"He was really rude. He was up his own arse."

"He was like, 'See you later, love, and why are you even speaking to me?'"

Then Heidi Range jumped in: "Gary was really rude to Amelle."

"Three of them are lovely blokes, but one of them is a right old fuck."


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10 Comments:

  • At 4:20 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    oh you know i am fizzing at the slit over this news. Though i would take the girls over the babes any day. And that skanky ho Amelle better leave poor gary alone. A) She was probably standing between him and the pies and b) who is she anyway??

     
  • At 4:57 PM, Blogger PinkieDust said…

    A little birdie tells me that part of it is a bit like a catwalk. The video that is.

    I like Amelle. Mutya scared the hell out of me.

     
  • At 4:59 PM, Blogger mobius said…

    How many Comic Relief singles are there going to be this year?

    I thought Bucks Fizz (or actually Buck5 Fizz) were doing a cover of the Proclaimer's "500 Miles".

    *confused*

     
  • At 6:01 PM, Blogger PinkieDust said…

    Mobius i think there are lots of potential singles selected. A bit like James Bond. A lot acts are asked as they now the medium gonna sell the product. Then depending on how big the act is(in other words how good the record company is) the bbc decide which one becomes the the actual theme tune.

    I think Dannii had a bad experience with the process. Hes The Greatest Dancer was supposed to be out by november but then came the jugganaught that is reality TV and she was trumped by Emma Bunton equally lame-ass cover!

     
  • At 6:13 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Okay, now wait... I thought I'd read that Matt Lucas from Little Britain was doing the Proclaimers cover???

     
  • At 6:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    the cat, the wig, the cat, the wig!


    oh and I like the 'babes and the 'loud so I'm excited.

     
  • At 7:06 PM, Blogger PinkieDust said…

    Can I just say i love those pussies.

     
  • At 7:17 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Aw, I like Take That, too, Pinkie.

    As for the cats, I thought the blonde-wigged one really looks like Heidi... it's uncanny, no?

     
  • At 9:36 PM, Blogger E said…

    No my darling D'Luv your confusing pussies with pricks.

    Something I never had you down to do.

    Talking of Take That of course.

     
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