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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Mel C Holding Up Spice Reunion While Posh Gets NBC Reality Deal

Christ, this broad hasn't even finished unpacking her thong collection here in the States and she's already verging on Paris Hilton-esque lameness.


Victoria Beckham's manager, Simon Fuller, announced that Posh will be doing something completely daring and unique later this year; a reality show for NBC. "The Americans were falling over themselves to sign Victoria up for a TV show, but we had to choose the right deal for her," he told London's Evening Standard. As the Americans fell, they came up with the idea for it to be a "fly-on-the-wall show about her family's move to L.A." Shocking! None of her kids will appear on the show, apparently, and David Beckham will only play "a minor role."

Meanwhile, Fuller has also stated that Sporty Spice is holding up the Spice Girls reunion (which is to include a world tour, but no new music):

"All of the girls are up for it and the reunion will definitely happen in the next 18 months. The only person showing any reluctance is Mel C."

"She thinks her solo career is bigger than the band, which is just not the case."

"She needs to wise up and realize a reunion would be amazing for everybody concerned."

"Emma [Bunton] and Geri [Halliwell] are meeting her soon to discuss everything and convince her to finally sign a deal."

"The girls never wrote their own songs like [Take That's] Gary Barlow, so it wouldn't make sense for them to record a new album or anything."

"The Spice Girls will come back with a big bang; they'll do a whirlwind tour for six months and they'll be gone again."

No new music? Gosh, you'd think this was all about money or something...

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10 Comments:

  • At 11:46 AM, Blogger Robpop said…

    This is entirely wrong and false. Every Spice Girls track was written by the girls. This also included much of the melody.

    I doubt Mel C is holding up. The comeback is scheduled for late 07. Everyone knows this. She has time to release her new material and Victoria has time for her other projects. The recent Fuller story is merely a ploy to get the Spice girls back in the press as a collective.

    The truth is...Mel C has already recorded her vocals for the new Spice Girls song. Whats happening now is a 6 month project by 19M to get bring back the Spice Girls through the presses. As such, by the time the project is complete the hype will be so immense that they end up on a sell out tour of the world and successful fourth album. Expect more and more of this stories to drop into the presses....whether it be conflict, confusion or simple street team cuntery.

    The only thing that remains in doubt is whether the fourth album is a Greatest Hits or a brand new studio album....

     
  • At 11:59 AM, Blogger Slippydisco said…

    Robpop: the man who knows...

     
  • At 6:18 PM, Anonymous posh's thong said…

    I like when Victoria wears me! Mmm!

     
  • At 6:19 PM, Anonymous numb from drugs said…

    Wait, is it her tit that's getting the reality show? I'm so confused...

     
  • At 7:38 PM, Anonymous brian said…

    OMG!! Maybe we'll get a sophomore album from la Posh!!!

     
  • At 8:29 PM, Blogger J'ason D'luv said…

    Don't f*** with RobPop. Well, unless you're Gary Barlow...then be as rough as you want.

     
  • At 5:02 AM, Blogger PinkieDust said…

    Posh was the only eye candy the SG. The others were all mingers. Now I'm quite ashamed that I used to jerk off to Smash Hit pics of Victoria. When the Girls did that underwear special for The Face I had to buy a second copy cos the first was so worn out.

     
  • At 1:21 PM, Anonymous The Last Testament Of Orangutan said…

    The second Posh album is floating around the internet. It's pretty mediocre though unfortunately.

    And are her breasts fake? The look so big in the picture for someone so skinny.

     
  • At 2:15 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    sigh. is this still going on.

    ps i was so turned on by angry robopop!! :)

     
  • At 12:04 AM, Anonymous brian said…

    Dont joke with me. Ive never found the leaked 2nd posh album. Sigh...

     

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