Girls Aloud Ho Cheryl Tweedy Makes Lily Allen Cry On Her MySpace
Two broads who ought to both have their tongues ripped out with a rusty pair of tinsnips have decided to give each other a verbal lashing!
It seems that after Lily Allen compared herself to Amy Winehouse yesterday on her MySpace blog, today she's warbling that the reason for doing so is because Girls Aloud skank Cheryl Tweedy called her a "chick with a dick." So, naturally, referring to oneself as "fat, shitter [?] and uglier than Winehouse" would be the obvious retaliation.
Anyway, it's just another excuse to drag out the best Lily Allen pic ever! Here's what the two-bit transexual had to say about the foam-boobed whore:
"After reading Cheryl Tweedy (nee Cole)'s comments branding me a 'chick with a dick' I was feeling pretty low..."
"Cheryl if you're reading this, I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of Autotune."
"I must say taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying for you..."
"...your mother must be so proud, stupid bitch."
"As for the Amy Winehouse bit, someone sent me a link to a picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother..."
"...there were hundreds of comments from mean, sad people, saying I was a fat, ugly bitch and how much better Amy is than I."
Gotta love how all of a sudden she has selective memory regarding the scathing comments she herself has made about other celebrities. But come on, Lily...why not just "smile"?
It seems that after Lily Allen compared herself to Amy Winehouse yesterday on her MySpace blog, today she's warbling that the reason for doing so is because Girls Aloud skank Cheryl Tweedy called her a "chick with a dick." So, naturally, referring to oneself as "fat, shitter [?] and uglier than Winehouse" would be the obvious retaliation. 
Anyway, it's just another excuse to drag out the best Lily Allen pic ever! Here's what the two-bit transexual had to say about the foam-boobed whore:
"After reading Cheryl Tweedy (nee Cole)'s comments branding me a 'chick with a dick' I was feeling pretty low..."
"Cheryl if you're reading this, I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of Autotune.""I must say taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying for you..." "...your mother must be so proud, stupid bitch.""As for the Amy Winehouse bit, someone sent me a link to a picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother...""...there were hundreds of comments from mean, sad people, saying I was a fat, ugly bitch and how much better Amy is than I."Gotta love how all of a sudden she has selective memory regarding the scathing comments she herself has made about other celebrities. But come on, Lily...why not just "smile"?
Labels: Cheryl Tweedy, Girls Aloud, Lily Allen, people who suck
posted by D'luv @ 4:28 PM
12 Comments:
At 7:43 PM,
moogaboo said…
I kind of like Lili's hair in that first pic. Good hair counts for something.
At 7:45 PM,
the wicked tongue of lily allen said…
Check out this post for a funny comparison pic of Lily and Cheryl doing what each does best...
At 7:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
http://www.dlisted.com/node/9991
At 7:55 PM,
moogaboo said…
I'm torn. On the one hand, I feel the attack on Cheryl was unwarranted. She's just doing what pretty pop-stars with the aid of Autotune do: temporarily marry rich, squeeze the front-buns into an array of tube tops and pose like your life depends on it.
On the other hand, Lilie is more real. She seems human, with insecurities and feelings to which we can all relate. I suddenly feel bad for her. And actually, her look has inspired quite a few more people this year than Tweedy could ever hope to do. Poker straight hair w/ bangs and hoop earrings is so huge right now.
We're going to need a poll.
At 8:02 PM,
J'ason D'luv said…
Oh for fuck's sake. Alright, I'll bring back the poll, even though the last one crashed the site for some reason.
Look, Lihley is just pissy 'cause someone threw her own sass back at her. I mean, this is the broad that trashed Kylie, when Kylie was down. JEEPERS!
That's not to say Cheryl shouldn't step in front of a bus. I bet her chest barge is insured for 7 figures.
At 8:03 PM,
moogaboo said…
Oh that's right, Lille did say some rotten things about Kylie, didn't she?
Moral dilemma solved: Team Winehouse!
PS I hope feisty Tweedy doesn't hear about your comments.
At 8:14 PM,
J'ason D'luv said…
If I'm not mistaken, Leelee stole that wig off the set of Nelly Furtado's "Say It Right" video shoot.
At 4:04 AM,
xolondon said…
Lily and XO are gonna fuck you up, Dluvvy! Watch yer back, beeyotch!
At 5:49 AM,
Yuяi said…
Did you guys see on Lily's myspace that she posted some pics of her in tears while supposedly looking into gastric bypass and/or lipo?
Pretty thin-skinned for the beyotch who trash-talks EVERYONE, don'tcha think?!
I think the "chick with a dick" comment was uncalled for tho! She could've been more PC and called her "TRANS" instead!
At 5:50 AM,
Adem IAR said…
Both of them should have their fucking mouths sewn shut. Lily's becoming far too gobby for me to be able to ignore it whilst listening to her music anymore.
I'm beginning to picture her frowning and being the type of brat i'd like to club-lock across the head whenever I hear her songs now, and that's not good seeing as I'm a fan.
At 8:15 AM,
Anonymous said…
Lily is an idiot. She called Cheryl's bandmate Nicola ugly but once Cheryl says something back she can't handle it and starts looking for attention and tries to make Cheryl look like the bad one.
At 2:39 AM,
Anonymous said…
To be honest Lily looks ok and I think the comments by Cheryl were too harsh but Lily Allen bad mouths and shows disrespect to a lot of female pop stars especially the hot ones, I think she is insecure and needs to deal with her own issues and keep her trap shut, if she can not stand the heat she should stay out of the kitchen!!
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