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Friday, June 29, 2007

Cyndi Lauper Debunks Britneygate #274

While it was a thrill keeping up with all the Cyndi Lauper-smacking-down- Britney rumors this week, Cyn's now pulled the rug out from all that.

It all started a few days ago with gossip that Britney was to appear at the final True Colors Tour show in L.A. on Saturday. Then word had it Cyndi nixed the Protools Poster Girl by stating there'd be no lip-syncing allowed.

But yesterday, Cyndi took to her blog with the not-so-wicked truth:

"...Which made me look at a page six article written about Britney Spears and me and the tour. So the real story is: Britney was invited to perform in Las Vegas with us. No one representing Britney ever responded. But here is the deal, Britt?? If ya hear this; you are welcome to come to the Greek [Theatre in L.A.]. This is a good cause and I am grateful that the spirit moved ya doll. And if ya are coming, can you contact us..???? Though I don’t know you, you seem like a good kid. You are welcome. X Cyn"

Well...that's no fun. A more exciting scenario would be if Britney were to actually show up, walk on stage with Cyndi and...

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7 Comments:

  • At 1:22 PM, Anonymous numbfromdrugs said…

    Brit's nip should show up and lip sync just to piss off Cyn

     
  • At 1:42 PM, Blogger xolondon said…

    Cyndi's too nice to smack down Brit. AND she knows that if Britters did show, the bucks would roll in. it's EXACTLY what Titney should have done all along instead of those tacky shows.

     
  • At 2:18 PM, Anonymous CYNFUL said…

    I got a hole in my heart that goes all the way to China

     
  • At 3:36 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    If Cyndi wanted to duet, they could just get someone backstage to hit the "play" button when it was Britney's time to sing. I think that would work.

     
  • At 1:49 PM, Anonymous the apocalypse said…

    Let's face it, kids. If Brit and Cyndi dueted, it would be La Spears who would be more fun to watch. While Cyndi would bitch endlessly about the acoustics levels, at least Brit would be twirling around stage, wig askew, falling out of her bejeweled bra.

    And sorry, dollies, but that's a hell of a lot more interesting than watching Cyndi's immobile death mask face as she strums "Sisters Of Avalon" on a dulcimer.

     
  • At 3:22 PM, Blogger J'ason D'luv said…

    Britney's got a hole in her head that goes all the way to Zoloft.

     
  • At 3:55 PM, Blogger xolondon said…

    BADA BING!

     

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