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Friday, June 22, 2007

Spice Girls Announce They'll Be Making An Announcement

It was the day the earth stood still...

19 Entertainment, which manages the once-defunct Spice Girls, issued this statement today:

"Following weeks of speculation, the Spice Girls are set to make an official announcement to the world regarding future plans on Thursday, June 28. Details regarding the announcement will be released in the coming days."

The Daily Mail reported on it. The Washington Post reported on it. Traffic stopped. Summer was postponed till next Thursday. Frogs fell from the sky. Babies being born were hastily shoved back up their mothers by breathless doctors, and kangaroos fell over dead mid-hop.

Viva forever.



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