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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Grumpy Codger Louis Walsh Trashes Half The World's Pop Stars As Westlife Record New Album

Perhaps some young rent boy recently took a leak in X Factor judge Louis Walsh's bowl of Corn Flakes?

How else to explain the nasty tirade the irate old banshee went on this week against half the planet's pop stars? Witness the treachery!

Louis swats the Spice Girls: "The Spice Girls are only reuniting because they have nothing else to do. One's just the wife of a soccer star and the others are not on the radar. They're well past their sell-by date."

Louis hisses at Robbie Williams: "It's great about Take That getting back together and they didn't need Robbie. He's overrated and has lost his sense of reality."

Louis trounces Will Young: "He should be grateful that he has been so successful with not a lot of talent. Will (Young) is too pretentious. I'm not keen on him."
Louis bitch-slaps Dannii Minogue: "She's no Kylie or Madonna, so I was very cynical about her."

Hmmm. Somehow Louis left out those talentless Irish dolts, Westlife. Oh, right...he's their manager. Expect more useless balladry from the 'life by Christmas, as their official site warns that they plan on wrapping up recording for their next studio album by early September.

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  • At 3:40 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    ugh i fucking find Louis Walsh so bloody irritating. He hasn't a good word to say about anyone, but someone dares to say anything about westlife his stock answer is "they are the biggest selling boyband in britain" like that excuses their heinous crimes. Although i'm strangely drawn to a new album. Sssh don't tell darren (pants not Hayes)

  • At 4:49 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    Well for the most part, he's right, but the Westlife connection negates any kudos I'd be sending his way.

  • At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Flying Without Orangutans said…

    Well he's pretty much right on the money for Robbie and ver Spices.

    Will Young is a bit pretentious but that's part of his charm. And God bless Dannii Minogue, I don't think anyone (including her) thinks she's another Kylie or Madonna!

    I think la Louis just likes to criticize any successful pop acts that don't put money in his personal bank account. Westlife have had their moments but they're as cynically commercial as a beer commercial.


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