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Monday, October 22, 2007

Mariah Carey's Wicked Torture Of The Lambs

Who the hell does Mariah Carey think she is? After teasing the lambs with an Interview cover story, her new album has now been pushed back.

The curvy, squealing shrew's new set (rumored to be a double disc) had a December 4 release date, but now MTV reports it's pushed back until at least February. Apparently she's still recording material.

That broad had better get it together, because now her movie Tennessee -- where she plays a waitress named Krystal (yes, with a "K") -- isn't coming out till next year, either. Jeez, doesn't Krystal know she's gonna miss Oscar season? What's really the point, then? Less partying and more working, butterfly!

Krystal's album is apparently called Sweet Soul Odyssey.

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10 Comments:

  • At 8:42 PM, Blogger El MarvelOso said…

    I heard it was called "Sweet & Sour Odyssey".

     
  • At 12:59 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    this post has totally made me want to watch Dynasty...

     
  • At 11:02 AM, Blogger Adem IAR said…

    Does this mean Madge will now push her release date up from March '08 to December '07? Fuck that'd be funny.

     
  • At 3:54 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    "Sweet & Sour Odyssey" -- HA!

    And imagine my dismay upon discovering we weren't talking about Mimi Van Doren's new album.

     
  • At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Seriously dude, get the facts straight. It's OK that you're a typical Madonna-lovin' Mariah-hater, but don't perpetuate hear'say. The album is not going to be named that (MC and her management refuted it a long time ago) and it really isn't a life n' death situation if the album has been pushed back. I mean, you hate her right, so it shouldn't matter. Just be a little more careful with the info. you post. You wouldn't pull such a stunt with your magazine, now would you? Otherwise a really great blog you have here. -- Damon R.

     
  • At 5:51 PM, Blogger J'ason D'luv said…

    Damon, upon reading your comment, I let out a 3-chord shriek in an octave not heard since "Dreamlover" hit #1 back in '93...

    Click on the "Mariah Carey" label at the end of the post to see how everything this broad does is noted, catalogued and filed away here as a matter of record... including rumors and hearsay. It's an obsession... I will capture her like a butterfly...a wild butterfly...

    As for the "Madonna-lovin'" comment, I think she's gotten two or three mentions here in the last two and a half years. Christ, that's a lot. I see your point...

     
  • At 7:19 PM, Blogger El MarvelOso said…

    I agree it isn't a "life n' death situation" for Mariah to push her album back, but I do think she's taking too long to put out another record.

    For the record: I haven't purchased an album by Mariah (the pre-laryngitis Mariah) in quite a while (though I do get freebies) . Her recent work lacks the music depth that I enjoyed before.

     
  • At 4:43 PM, Anonymous state of turmoil said…

    FUCK MADGE! FUCK KYLIE!

    VIVA LA MIMI!!

    (And that's MAMIE Van Doren, Moogs!)

     
  • At 4:45 PM, Anonymous if you give a lamb a keyboard… said…

    Oh, and Madge just pushed up the release of her most recent relevant album, to July 1983. It's self-titled.

     
  • At 10:53 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Oh just for the record, I'm not any of these anonymous lambs. lololol.

    This is 16% of the reason why I love Mariah - her CRAZY fans. I swear they have a headquarter somewhere off the Isle of Capri where, among others, 15 gay Filipinos just sit in front of their Honey-B-Fly-stickers-emblazoned laptops and scour the internet for any Mariah mention, determine whether it is positive (submit to mariahdaily.com), neutral (provide more positive Mariah-isms) or negative (KILL! DIE! DIE! KILL!)!

    I LOVE IT!!!

     

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