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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Maybe If Jordin Sparks Dropped Her Panties For TMZ.com Her Album Would Sell Better?

Jordin Sparks' maudlin schmaltz "Tattoo" finally manages to enter the Top 10 of Billboard's Hot 100 this week (at #10). As for her album, well...

Last month I raved about some of the tracks on Jordin's self-titled CD. Hey, they're not that bad! But the public obviously needs some convincing, since its at #24 on the album chart in its third week.

But look, Jordin, just take your Top 10 single and be happy. You're a cute broad, but you're not Blake Lewis, who we all know, for a short, scruffy guy, is probably packing a foot-long sub in his shorts. Why else do you think Clive Davis got behind him... and then in front of him?

Uh-oh. I'd better stop here. I have to go beatbox.

The U.S. Top 10:

1. "No One" - Alicia Keys *4 weeks*
2. "Apologize" - Timbaland feat. OneRepublic
3. "Low" - Flo Rida feat. T-Pain *airplay gainer*
4. "Kiss Kiss" - Chris Brown feat. T-Pain
5. "Clumsy" - Fergie
6. "Bubbly" - Colbie Caillat
7. "Hate That I Love You" - Rihanna feat. Ne-Yo
8. "Paralyzer" - Finger Eleven
9. "Good Life" - Kanye West feat. T-Pain
10. "Tattoo" - Jordin Sparks

** ALSO CHECK OUT: "If Blake Lewis And Ryan Tedder Did Sex, Maybe Jordin Sparks' Album Would Sell Better?"

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8 Comments:

  • At 1:01 PM, Anonymous raph said…

    Its gaining. :)

    In the long run it might do well!

    Who knows?

    I think her album is great.

     
  • At 2:37 PM, Blogger duanemoody.com said…

    I must say, that I quite like the song "Shy Boy".

     
  • At 5:32 PM, Anonymous hang in there, fuzzy! said…

    Jordin Sparks already blew the entire staff of 19 Entertainment and topped Ryan Seacrest…dollz…stick a fork in her…oh wait, that was Paula's job.

     
  • At 7:59 PM, Blogger Poster Girl said…

    I love "One Step At A Time." I think I may have said that in another comments section here at some point in time, but it's worth saying again! It's really a perfect little pop song. Love "No Air" too.

    I was just wondering the other day why "Tattoo" took off and, say, Katharine McPhee's "Over It" didn't--I mean, I know it was a JoJo rip-off, but it sounded just as "commercial" to me. Maybe Katharine needed some of those synths... (world: "or a better song!" but I really liked it)

     
  • At 9:01 AM, Blogger John said…

    I do like Tattoo, but the album as a whole just kind of blended together to me. Not really memorable, unlike the guy who lost to her. He may B Shorty, but that CD will have some legs.

     
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