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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Maybe If Jordin Sparks Dropped Her Panties For TMZ.com Her Album Would Sell Better?

Jordin Sparks' maudlin schmaltz "Tattoo" finally manages to enter the Top 10 of Billboard's Hot 100 this week (at #10). As for her album, well...

Last month I raved about some of the tracks on Jordin's self-titled CD. Hey, they're not that bad! But the public obviously needs some convincing, since its at #24 on the album chart in its third week.

But look, Jordin, just take your Top 10 single and be happy. You're a cute broad, but you're not Blake Lewis, who we all know, for a short, scruffy guy, is probably packing a foot-long sub in his shorts. Why else do you think Clive Davis got behind him... and then in front of him?

Uh-oh. I'd better stop here. I have to go beatbox.

The U.S. Top 10:

1. "No One" - Alicia Keys *4 weeks*
2. "Apologize" - Timbaland feat. OneRepublic
3. "Low" - Flo Rida feat. T-Pain *airplay gainer*
4. "Kiss Kiss" - Chris Brown feat. T-Pain
5. "Clumsy" - Fergie
6. "Bubbly" - Colbie Caillat
7. "Hate That I Love You" - Rihanna feat. Ne-Yo
8. "Paralyzer" - Finger Eleven
9. "Good Life" - Kanye West feat. T-Pain
10. "Tattoo" - Jordin Sparks

** ALSO CHECK OUT: "If Blake Lewis And Ryan Tedder Did Sex, Maybe Jordin Sparks' Album Would Sell Better?"

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