dispatches from the pop scene...minus the corn syrup.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Nick Lachey Performs For A Bunch Of 50-Year-Old Broads On Oprah

Why the hell wasn't I invited? I'd fit right in! I know it's YouTube Clip Central here lately, but how could I not post Nick Lachey on Oprah today?

Sorry, Nick. Were you singing? I was too busy staring at your crotch.

Golly, do you think those two blondes they panned in on even had a pulse? See, he needs to do something up-tempo again, like "Because Of You" or "Give Me Just One NIght" -- Uno Nachos!

Oh, well. At any rate, Nick's new funeral dirge, "Ordinary Day," will be available on iTunes December 18.

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