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Monday, January 14, 2008

Gary Barlow Writing Tunes For The Brit Version Of High School Musical

Take That frontman Gary Barlow -- looking here like the hottest dad you'd ever wanna pour a glass of rohypnol Kool-Aid at the monthly PTA meeting and then drag to the school cafeteria after hours for a game of triple-X Twister and major low-rent boffing basked in the light of the Hi-C vending machine -- is writing songs for eight-part series Britannia High, a British version of High School Musical. Naturally, today's television being the cesspool of reality television that it is, the musical drama series will be preceded by another series revolving around the teenagers invited to audition for the show at a London casting call. So basically it's two series about one -- and Gary Barlow won't be naked for either of them. Plus you'll have to edure his either brilliant or brilliantly awful HSM rip-off tracks.

Either way, Britannia High already sounds 10 times more interesting than High School Musical 2 was. Filming begins in June.

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7 Comments:

  • At 12:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That man gets hotter by the day...sign me up for some of that low-rent boffing.

    Naked....I'd settle for shirtles...

    YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mark

     
  • At 3:48 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    You took the words (and them some) right out of my mouth!! HOT!


    Britannia High! I can almost die

     
  • At 6:06 PM, Blogger Adem With An E said…

    Oh for fucks sake. How does he continue to pull it off? Erm...

     
  • At 7:52 PM, Blogger Kenneth Walsh said…

    Damn, that man is hot! I've never even heard of him.

     
  • At 4:49 AM, Blogger paul @ www.thezapping.com said…

    I'm v excited about the series and gary's continuing hotness (as Robbie gets less hot daily) but if the 2 shows in one format is anything like current show du jour "Echo Beach"/"Moving Wallpaper" (with Jason Donovan people!! Slightly hot but not really) then I will be worried. It's dog doo yet i can't stop watching...

     
  • At 12:49 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Gary's rebound from his own Take Fat days and transformation into Hot Daddy Boff is worthy of praise.

    Kenneth, What??!? Get thee to a Take That greatest hits, stat... it's on iTunes, for god's sake!

    Paul, dear crikey... I hadn't heard about that JD trash. I'm off to watch now!!

     
  • At 6:22 PM, Anonymous Quentin said…

    Well, I don't really suppose this is likely to have effect.
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