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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Like Millions Of Others Before Her, Posh Is On Top For Mr. Blackwell

Who the F still gives a stitch about Mr. Blackwell and his damn "Worst Dressed List"? Oh -- what? Victoria Beckham is on it? Time to blog!

Ten years ago this month, all five Spice Girls topped that old hooker's tally of the most scandalously-clad broads in entertainment, and now Posh lands atop the list on her own. Maybe if she'd just shoved a riding crop down her cleavage in that pic above, the shame could have been avoided.

"Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em," grumpy old Blackwell said in a statement.

He also wrote, "I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to [include Britney Spears on the list], when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her."

How dignified and generous. Guess boozed-out Amy Winehouse is still fair game, though, since she made #2, just below Posh: "Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she's part 50's carhop horror."

Meanwhile, here's Mr. Blackwell. It would be so much easier to make fun of him and his own attire if he didn't have such a hot mouth.

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7 Comments:

  • At 5:51 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    I didn't realize you considered "meth mouth" so hot! You'd really fall for Patty the Daytime Hooker over on My Name is Earl!

     
  • At 6:15 PM, Blogger Trailer Trashlee said…

    Purple?

     
  • At 7:09 PM, Anonymous Lil O on the Rangutan said…

    The real question is why the hell did he include Alison "Nellie Oleson" Arngrim on the list at #10? Don't get me wrong, I loves me some Nellie Oleson but she's not much of a blip on the pop-culture radar these days...Maybe Mr. Blackwell has some axe to grind with her?

     
  • At 10:22 PM, Blogger El MarvelOso said…

    what a dork he is.

     
  • At 7:16 AM, Blogger DanProject76 said…

    He could be Stan Lee's gay brother.

     
  • At 7:36 AM, Blogger xolondon said…

    I still laugh over his description of Prince as a toothpick wrapped in a purple doily.

     
  • At 1:46 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Joshua, only when it's attached to 85+-year olds, baby.

    TnT, no, bitch, BLUE!

    LilOranGUtaN, yeah, totally random. Maybe he'll throw in that little broad from the Partridge Family...the one who never spoke...next time.

    El Marv, your little wiggle ears never cease to be cute!!

    DanP76, OMG... so right! Or sister...

    XO, no one laughs at Prince without getting sued, so watch it.

     

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