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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Heidi Montag From The Hills' Video For "Higher" Sucks So Bad Even I Can't Get Into It

I'm not sure how things like this happen, but Paris Hilton probably saw it and thought, God, if I sang that awesome, I'd still have a record deal.

Oh, well. At least when Heidi's stripping at a truck stop in Reno three years from now, she'll already have her routine sorted.

This shit's on iTunes -- the single and the video. I give it till Friday before it's my favorite song ever.

* The Hills' Heidi Montag Records "Body Language"

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  • At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Heiress Records said…

    I LOVE IT!!

  • At 5:58 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    Who is this bitch? I fucking LOVE it! Did she film the video on her mobile phone?

  • At 10:21 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Mike, how did I know this would be right up your alley? She's on a U.S. MTV reality show called The Hills revolving around a bunch of rich, blonde California sluts, though it's widely rumored that the show is at least partially scripted.

    Sh recorded what was apparently a cast off from Kylie's Body Language sessions (the song "Body Language") which wasn't too bad. Click the Heidi Montag label at the bottom of the post and it should take you to the other post where I put up the clip of it in the fall.

    I personally love when she says, "Spread your wings..." and does the arm motions. Pure class.

  • At 1:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Please tell me everybody is joking. What garbage, she can't sing. Is this a nude shoot for playboy?...This is why Kylie doesn't get played in the US, they fill up the chart with this drek. You really shouldn't have given her the promotion.


  • At 3:08 AM, Blogger Daft Monk said…

    Although I’ve never been able to stomach a more than a commercial breaks worth of the hills I'm fairly certain that 90% is just poorly scripted rather than reality. Regardless this video is fascinating because it is such a stark contrast from the standard beach video shoot where things look warm and inviting because she looks miserable with all that wind and unfriendly surf.

  • At 11:02 PM, Anonymous lady stardust said…

    uhm, aren't like heidi and spencer like rich? like, why did they film this in malibu? and, hello, madonna already made this video back in the 80's!!

  • At 11:39 PM, Anonymous shanaynay lachild said…

    ooooh child. heidi's clamshell look like it got mo crabs than the ocean she rolling aroun' in, mkaaaaay?!?


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