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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Mariah's Skirt In Her "Touch My Body" Video Barely Covers Her Music Box

Here's the video for Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body." You know, at 38, this is probably the last album she can whore it up with.

That dork is Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock. Yeah, I've never seen it, either. But I love that Mimi can poke fun at the overt sexuality of the song by wiggling her jugs in front of some geek for three minutes (i.e., re-enacting how she got a record deal in the first place).

And it's great that the pop divas are getting back to cheap, low-rent videos, like this and Kylie Minogue's "In My Arms." If Madonna's new one has her bouncing around on a pogo stick and whistling through a kazoo the whole time while a clown spanks her, I can die happy.



  • At 4:45 AM, Blogger Poster Girl said…

    OK, so I'll come out and definitely say it now: I'm really liking "Touch My Body" right now. And I really think the second single will be a stomper. Plus, as everyone across the Internet has said, the second time she says "I will hunt you down" in the video is classic.

  • At 5:02 AM, Anonymous mr. kraft-stickers said…

    pariah scary, the unicorn hunter. magical!

  • At 7:46 AM, Blogger Yuяi said…

    I thought them jugs were bought with her "Vision of Love" money, no?

    Anyways...low rent videos do seem to be the rage right now. I'm sure Madgie will not disappoint!

  • At 8:49 AM, Blogger El MarvelOso said…

    "Vision Of Love money" lol.

    Yes, her jugs were post-Tommy Mottola. He did a great job on controlling her image.

    The song should have been called "Touch My Body.. PLEASE!"

  • At 8:56 AM, Blogger John said…

    I actually liked the video, but I'm also a "30 Rock" fan, so it worked for me. And yes, I'll go with poster girl and say the tractor beam of "Touch My Booty" has pulled me in, and I'm officially a fan.

    I feel so dirty now.

  • At 12:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Glad to know the video's got you all moist in your warmest places, Robbie! *big grin* TMB is a huge smash on radio right now, and VH1 and MTV have been playing it once every hour since it debuted at midnight on Tuesday. I smell that 18th #1.

    By the way, the top Mariah fan site, endorsed by the woman herself, Mariah Daily Journal gave a nice shoutout to your column on Towleroad. Which means Mariah, or one of her hanger-ons, quite likely might have read it too. Nice job.

  • At 1:00 PM, Blogger xolondon said…

    Miss Scarey did not have that rack to waggle when she was signed all those booty shakes ago.

  • At 1:27 PM, Anonymous unicornz 4 mimi! said…


    The Butterfly has done it again!

    @ Yuяi
    Madgie always disappoints, dear.

  • At 6:05 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    Oh girl, please. Mariah will be getting those puppies out when she's 60. The song is growing on me but I think the video is awful. It really doesn't suit the song at all.

  • At 1:57 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Only Mariah would include a unicorn in her music video.. and have seriousface while prancing around next to it, like it's the most normal thing in the world.

    BTW MARIAH GOT A RECORD DEAL CUZ SHE WAS TALENTED OK??? besides.. Did you see the outfits she wore back in 1990? Flannel over turtlenecks with high-waisted garter denim jeans!!! HOT

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