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Thursday, February 21, 2008

So, Did We Know Jordin Sparks Has A Nose Ring?

Here we have a nice picture of Jordin Sparks pointing at Chris Brown's crotch. These swell kids finally got around to making a video for "No Air."

Thinking about it, a duet between these two could have easily equated to being a disasterous snoozefest. But somehow, luckily, it's a pretty dreamy jam! "No Air" jumps from #32 to #23 on Billboard's Hot 100 this week.

Here's the clip:



Personally, I'm glad they're glamming this broad up a bit. Those frumpy middle-aged matron dresses she's mostly been photographed in weren't doing her any favors. Oh, and Jordin Sparks looks good, too.

Elsewhere on the Hot 100, Miley Cyrus edges closer to the Top 10, as "See You Again" creeps up one position to #11, and Yael Naïm, whose "New Soul" impressively debuted at #7 two weeks ago and stayed there for two weeks, does the hooker plunge down to #42. The only thing that could probably drop faster is Heidi Montag's panties on the casting couch.

Finally, Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" is the week's Hot Shot Debut, at #57. Lordalmighty, get Mimi's slut jam on iTunes already so it can finish off Flo Rida.

The U.S. Top 10:

1. "Low" - Flo Rida feat. T-Pain *9 weeks*
2. "With You" - Chris Brown *airplay gainer*
3. "Don't Stop The Music" - Rihanna
4. "No One" - Alicia Keys *sales gainer*
5. "Love Song" - Sara Bareilles
6. "Apologize" - Timbaland feat. OneRepublic
7. "Sensual Seduction" - Snoop Dogg
8. "Take You There" - Sean Kingston
9. "Sorry" - Buckcherry
10. "Independent" - Webbie, Lil' Phat & Lil' Boosie

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4 Comments:

  • At 4:22 PM, Blogger Poster Girl said…

    Speaking of Heidi, did you see that your savior of pop gave us all a list of the music we should be listening to over on iTunes?

    Anyway, I would have watched the video, but looks like the record company's had it pulled already :( Oh, I guess I could go look it up myself...OK, I like the darkened profile bits, and somehow (though I don't know why; it really shouldn't) it makes me like the song even more, when I still already loved it. Love your comment, too.

     
  • At 4:44 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    How the HAYLL is Alicia Keys "sales gainer"? Doesn't everyone already own her fucking song by now? Makes me sorry I ever put her sourpuss on my year end best-of list....

     
  • At 4:30 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    At this point... a song could sell 500 more copies in one week from the last and it COULD potentially be greatest sales gainer... Sigh

     
  • At 11:08 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    PG, NO! But I must go worship the queen of all sung word now! I re-added the Jordin trash vid.

    Moog, yeah, I'll blame you forever for that.

    Joshua, and you could sell your tail for 5 copies of Jordin Sparks' album.

     

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