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Friday, March 07, 2008

Boxing Madge

Well, at least she finally got her roots done.

Doesn't there come a point where old hookers like Madonna are supposed to gracefully become a madame? It's time to put the jodhpurs back on and get out of the ring, Madge.

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11 Comments:

  • At 10:42 AM, Blogger Tricky said…

    she got her roots done leopard print!

     
  • At 10:46 AM, Blogger Phil said…

    Thank god they airbrushed out the poo.

    I know! Ew!

    Someone had to say it.

     
  • At 11:18 AM, Blogger Yuяi said…

    Damn, D'luv. That's some hot snatch there! Hot enough to make an honest straight man outta ya! :P

     
  • At 11:22 AM, Anonymous drrossch4 said…

    La Madonna is FIERCE! She'll let you know when it's time for her to get off the stage and that time has not yet come! Love the boots and want a pair.

     
  • At 12:45 PM, Blogger John said…

    Um, ewww. She looks like some skank with a gimmick trying to get on American Idol.

    Side note...just heard that the Material Whore is going to be the first inductee to not perform at all at the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame Induction on Monday. That just sums it all up. She probably didn't want Mellencamp showing her up, since they expect LIVE vocals.

     
  • At 12:46 PM, Blogger El MarvelOso said…

    Her legs make the letter "M" when you block out the rest. Looks like an old font; it gets fuzzy towards the middle.

     
  • At 1:36 PM, Anonymous the wicked, wicked truth said…

    They didn't just airbrush that wizened old face--they musta sandblasted that shit.

    Desperation, thy name is Ciccone.

     
  • At 1:08 AM, Blogger Kenneth Walsh said…

    Thank you.

     
  • At 12:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Clearly only hookers could be so green with envy!

    Long live Madonna!

    P.S. John Mellancamp. Are you serious? He is about as culturally impactful and talented as a hybrid of Jon Bon Jovi and a turnip. Oh wait! That is what he is!

     
  • At 12:32 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    To correct this previous comment -- luv, I'm actually green with hooker envy. Bring out the pimp!

     
  • At 6:08 PM, Blogger M. G. said…

    I think her balls are showing...

     

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