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Friday, March 14, 2008

Grandma Got Run Over By A Bad Album Cover

Well, according to People, this is Madonna's Hard Candy cover.

I think this is fantastic! She looks like an old prostitute that got nailed by Mack Truck. It's great that she's embracing who she is.

In fact, it's probably Madge's best sleeve art since 1994's Bedtime Stories, where she looked like an old prostitute that got nailed by a Toyota Prius.

And fret not, Madonna queens. You should be happy she's letting her real self show. The Hard Candy cover says, "This is me, the Material Senior, and you're going to eat my mothball-flavored Jolly Rancher and love it!"

At least that's probably what she said to Justin Timberlake during the recording sessions. And he probably did it. How else do you think he got so much airtime on "4 Minutes To Save The World"?

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