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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Heidi Montag Has A New Jam!!

This really is the best day ever -- there's new music from mondo-diva Heidi Montag, in the form of her single, "No More"! After this hit, available now on iTunes, Heidi will surely join the ranks of pop's soul powerhouses of recent decades, like Samantha Fox, Willa Ford and Traci Lords.

In the second clip above, Mariah Carey is asked a series of spellbinding questions during last night's premiere of Heidi Montag's trash program, The Hills. Mimi's really going to any length to promote "Touch My Body."

I was personally let down that Mariah and Heidi didn't duet together, but maybe the blonde Hills party slut didn't want to show up The Songbird with her own 12-octave range.

Gosh, it makes you wonder what Heidi must gargle to keep her pipes sounding so pristine?

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  • At 11:37 PM, Anonymous shanaynay lachild said…

    finally someone less talented n mo slutty than that ole ho Madge. guess dat's why heidi on top of the ho on dis page.

  • At 7:36 AM, Blogger Mike said…

    Heidi truly is a gift from sweet baby Jesus!

    I'm sure it will warm your saggy cockles to learn that "No More" is available on Australian iTunes. Now the Southeern hemisphere can revel in Heidi's glory too!

  • At 10:21 AM, Blogger Poster Girl said…

    I went and looked this up on iTunes after reading about it (sorry, Heidi, didn't buy it!)--that single cover is TOO MUCH.

  • At 10:23 AM, Blogger Poster Girl said…

  • At 10:17 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Shanaynay, actually, Heidi and Madonna are on an equal level, talentwise.

    Mike, that she is! My fingers furiously skittered to iTunes to download this aria as soon as I heard about it.

    PG, "all the news that's fit to print" never rang truer.


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