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Monday, March 31, 2008

Jesse McCartney's New Album Cover Looks About As Thought Out As Ashlee Simpson's

I couldn't name you one song Jesse McCartney does -- and in fact, has anyone ever seen him in the same room with Ryan Cabrera, who also has an album out this summer? Anyway, here's the cover art for his new LP, Departure, due May 20.

Jesse co-wrote Leona Lewis' "Bleeding Love" with OneRepublic's Ryan Tedder, who worked on Blake Lewis' album. That's just way too much blond, Anglo testosterone to contemplate, and hopefully somewhere along the way, one of their c***s ended up in one of the other's mouths, otherwise who gives a flying fuck about these geeks anyway?

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  • At 12:15 AM, Blogger Poster Girl said…

    Yeah, my first thought when I saw this was "Robbie Williams"--as in this.

    Ryan's off making poor singer-songwritery songs and deciding that it'd be a good idea for probably the last decent song he'll ever come up with to be saddled with a couldn't-be-more-boring chorus. And deciding to have ridiculous hair.

  • At 4:48 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    I thought of the robbie williams cover too - i have to say i've always quite enjoyed a bit of jesse, i quite adore his new song Leaving. And thankfully i realised that PPG was talking about Ryan Cabrera's rubbish haircut rather than Ryan Tedder who i am quite partial too :P

  • At 2:14 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    He's looking mighty fine though.. How old is he now? 19? 18? 17??? And I can't name a song either aside from Beautiful Soul - one of my girlfriend's favorite songs.. Ugh. He sounds like Aaron Carter.

  • At 3:20 PM, Blogger duanemoody.com said…

    Regardless of the cover, you have to admit, that Leavin' is a pretty great song, and after finding out he co-wrote Bleeding Love, I am eager to see what else he can do this time around.

  • At 6:41 AM, Blogger xolondon said…

    It looks like a Tom Cruise movie poster.

  • At 6:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hello jesse mccarteny i ilke you and your song .


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