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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Mariah Carey Has Truly Lost Her Marbles

Okay, look at this shit. Mimi looks like a scarecrow that some horny old farmer shoved a pitchfork in and ripped all the hay out of on the cover of upcoming album E=MC². It also appears as if someone yanked her arm out of its socket and then tried to shove it up her ass. In other words, I'll be buying two copies of this trash, thank you!

But here's what I don't get...when the hell is Island gonna put "Touch My Body" on iTunes? Mimi's window of opportunity to hit #1 might be over now that Leona Lewis is taking off. Plus, Madonna's "4 Minutes To Save The World" is rumored to be hitting the online store next Tuesday.

I really can't wait for the diva album throwdown next month, though: Mariah, Leona, Madonna...and good luck to Robyn, whose album finally arrives in the States on April 29. Who knows, maybe she'll outlast them all.

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