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Friday, March 14, 2008

Mariah Carey Needs To Bring Bianca Back

Mariah Carey's filling in for Janet Jackson's flu-riddled puxxy on Saturday Night Live tomorrow night. Here's a picture of her in New York last week, with Donnie Osmond, Raven Symone and a pig staring at her ass.

SNL shot a couple promos (below left) of Mimi with Jonah Hill, the hot fox from all the Judd Apatow movies who's hosting this week. But I also unearthed a forgotten gem from Mariah's Rainbow days, circa '99/'00.

Yes, chyldren, before "Mimi"....and even before Glitter....there was Bianca! And Bianca was a Grade A bitch! Check this trash out.



And, yeah, that's Mariah playing both Bianca and the slut in the sleeveless rainbow top.

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3 Comments:

  • At 2:12 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    First reply in a Mariah post by you??? I can't believe it! It's been 10 years since Mariah has done SNL - that's way too long. I am really curious as to whether she is going to sing TMB live and how? It's the most processed song she's ever released!

     
  • At 4:40 PM, Blogger Trailer Trashlee said…

    OMG I hope it's a duet with Bianca because Bianca is the hottest motherfucking thing on the planet!

    Mariah is so funny and pretty and talented that D'Luv, you have turned me into a SUPERLAMB!!!!!!!!!!!!

    kljsdlfkalsufidslfhlaksgl;hdg;!!!! (eighteen octave shriek)

     
  • At 1:43 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    It sounded pretty good, Joshua! I posted the clips...

    TT, yes, and now, lamb, I'll lead you to the SLAUGHTER!!

     

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