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Friday, May 02, 2008

Mariah Cannon?!?

Goddammit! Just when I put out a moratorium on all things Mariah here, the crazy broad has to go get married! Meanwhile, Nick Cannon...isn't he the one who was bangin' Christina Milian and cheated on her, causing her to unleash that last album of bitter bitch jams which tanked and got her dropped from her label?

Hopefully he doesn't curse Mimi's butterfly box, too. So, she's 38 and he's 27. That's not too bad. The rumor that they only dated for a month before getting hitched? That deserves one raised eyebrow.

But the big red flag is MC supposedly not doing a re-nup. Oh, Mariah Cougar, when the young stud goggles wear off, something tells me you'll be doing a lot of this as he takes your platinum ass to the cleaners:

* More Mariah/Nick Cannon wedding details

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7 Comments:

  • At 7:40 PM, Anonymous The Emancipation of Orangutan said…

    ooh snap, no pre-nup?!?! can we just start calling him Mr. Heather Mills now?

     
  • At 7:43 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Oh Mimi, WHAT were you thinking??? HOpefully this was just erroneous reporting for a music video she's filming or something...

    But let's face it, I'd let Nick fire his Cannon inside my Music Box too...

     
  • At 10:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The crazy is kicking in again! This is only gonna get better!

     
  • At 12:39 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    EOO, I actually don't know how true that is, since there aren't any solid confirmations of this whole thing, but it sure is fun to write about!

    Joshua, I blame this on YOU, mister. If you weren't such a nelly, you could have met and wooed Her Mimi-ship and saved her from this sham marriage. But, no...instead of loving her, you're wearing her clothes. Tart!

    Anonymous, yes, and I want front row seats to The Drama.

     
  • At 1:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I pray to god that this is a publicity stunt.

    Unbeknownst to many, Nick Cannon plays a central character in the music video for the 2nd single "Bye Bye."

    I can't say its the smartest stunt, but it sure is the dumbest one yet.

    -Mark

     
  • At 2:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    POP FICTION!

     
  • At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Lemme see...He's a younger Will Smith...can afford to drop a couple of million or more just for a ring, so he has SOME money...Mariah DID get a pre-nup. So, where's the downside??

     

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