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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Finally, Some Classy Literature: Tell-All Memoir By Madonna's Brother Due In July

Stare! Stare into the face of madness!!

Good thing Madonna's face is frozen in a permanent smile, otherwise she'd no doubt be shrieking over news that her estranged brother, Christopher Ciccone, has a memoir about the old bat coming out in mid-July.

Check out this trash from the AP:
The [Simon & Schuster] imprint, Simon Spotlight Entertainment, had been promoting a celebrity memoir for July, without identifying the author or contents. Life With My Sister Madonna will have a first printing of 350,000. Financial details were not disclosed.

"Ciccone's extraordinary memoir is based on his life and 47 years of growing up with and working with his sister — the most famous woman in the world," the publisher said Wednesday in a statement.
The article goes on to note that the Vampyre's whipping-bitch, Liz Rosenberg, says Madge and her brother are "no longer close," and "Madonna has not cooperated with any biography about herself."

This is gonna be awesome! High schools across the nation should slap this on their required-reading lists immediately! The last book that shredded the Material Botox Syringe was Rupert Everett's autobiography, but something tells me this will be much, much more literary and classy -- a tome worthy of the lady herself.

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  • At 4:26 PM, Anonymous shanaynay lachild said…

    Sladge must be pissed; she likes to be the one making the dough from peddling her pussy!

    I hope Miss Chris spills all the juicy tidbits on why Her Madgenasty shut him outta her life!

    Long Live Detroit!

     
  • At 6:20 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Poor guy - he was sort of adorable during Truth or Dare :( I had a 16 year old's crush on him too

     
  • At 6:26 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    oh i am SO SO buying this toilet paper worthy tome for my holidays this year...

     
  • At 7:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I don't always enjoy your Madonna trashing...but this whole book thing with Christopher is just delicious! I cannot wait to get a copy of the book!

     
  • At 8:06 PM, Blogger xolondon said…

    Chrissy is just upset because he looks TERRIBLE now (look on the web for a new pic!) and Madge looks... errr... well, better than he does.

    I read an interview with him where he implied that Guy does not like gay people and thus she kicked the gayers to the curb. Wonder what Rupert would say?

     
  • At 12:22 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    Can't wait to read this, if only to see if Chrissy writes about his short-lived stint at Instinct magazine. Oh who am I kidding -- that's gotta take up at least 2 chapters. :)

    But seriously, we must banterview this.

     
  • At 3:05 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Shanaynay LC, Madge-ick is probably casting a spell...or putting a curse...on her sibling.

    Joshua, everytime I see your avatar, I think you're holding a shotgun.

    Paul, and that'll be the right place for it.

    Anonymous, I don't trash Madge, luv. She does all the work, and I just report it in a fair and balanced manner!

    XO, that was actually what Rupert claimed in his book, no? That was a good book, with lots of wit...something I'm highly doubting this one will have.

    Moog, you know, the day before my last day this week, I was re-reading one of his "columns"... the majority of which I can't repeat here since this is a family site.

     

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