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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Head For The Hills: It's Heidi Montag's New Single!

Just what the summer needed: a new blockbuster smash hit from bony Hills ho, Heidi Montag! You may recall Heidi's other masterpieces from earlier this year, "Higher" and the aptly-titled "No More."

Now get ready for "Fashion!"

I'm not sure what's more stunning: her screaming "Heidi!" at the very beginning, or the fact that she starts speaking in tongues during the bridge.

Meanwhile, the song's producer, RedOne -- who is apparently working on Michael Jackson's new album with Akon -- had this to say to US Weekly:
"I'm writing and producing [Heidi's] whole album. We are going to do it big. She finally found someone she connected with — me. It's all about the connection. When it doesn't work with an artist, it doesn't work. With her, it's perfect. You can tell in the music that we connect."



  • At 10:37 AM, Blogger Adem With An E said…

    It's awful.

    Let's listen to it again!

  • At 4:42 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    This song is great! And I'm so glad Heidi isn't working with a bunch of overrated hambones like Timbaland or Max Martin. It's gotta be all about Heidi for this one. And PS, her voice actually reminds me of late-80's starlet Martika, so haters can just shut it.

    SHUT IT!!

  • At 7:21 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    I love it! Heidi is such a major talent!

  • At 11:24 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Adem, and again...and again....and again...and....*Blam!!!!*

    Moog, I'm looking forward to her toned-down, Diane Warren-penned third album of pensive ballads. That ought to bring out the real Heidi.

    Mike, I knew you'd approve. You just have that taste for class.


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