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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Mariah Carey's New Video: The Plot Is A Little Hard To Follow

Here's Mimi's new video for "I'll Be Loving U Long Time":

Wow. She's really overdoing it with the complicated storylines for this album's videos. The script for this was probably working-titled "Sand Box."



  • At 7:17 PM, Blogger xolondon said…

    This video is hard to watch, thanks to that horrible editing decision to cut it with the beat.

    And if I have to see her one more time in a bikini and heels, showing off her 10k lipo job, I will spew technicolor all over her fake boobies.

    PS Has she divorced that Cannon person yet?

  • At 8:05 PM, Blogger Cristián said…

    This video desperately shouts: "Brief for Director: think in strictly small-screen terms. Monitor shooting and final edit watching only through a cell phone screen. Forget about details. Show lotsa boobies & flesh. Don't bother about lip movement or rhythm sync. Let Mariah sing to Kool & Gang's "Celebration" if she wants. People won't notice. Replace choreographer for dolphin among crew. It's a wrap."

  • At 1:56 AM, Blogger Tricky said…

    Never mind the beyond shit video, what's with the absolutely *terrible* rap commentary over the top of what is actually a cute summer R&B jam? I'm reminded of that ruinous Mims rap on Kylie's 'All I See' - and not in a good way. Whyyyyyyyyyy?

  • At 10:26 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Xo, they're still married so far, which is about a month longer than I figured.

    Cristián, you're right -- she's not even lip-syncing the right words in some parts! It's like a fan culled these clips together from other videos!

    Tricky, she's keepin' it real, yo!


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