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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Pop Conspiracy: Hayden Panettiere's "Wake Up Call" Vs. Paris Hilton's "Stars Are Blind"

Great... another broad who thinks she can multi-task her way into the hearts of millions. Heroes ho Hayden Panettiere's new single "Wake Up Call" bears mucho resemblance to Paris Hilton's "Stars Are Blind."

Which one do you think sounds more like an Auto-Tuned blowup doll?

Meanwhile, did you know 18-year-old Hayden's actually a Grammy nominee? Granted, it was in the "spoken word for children" category, for A Bug's Life in 1999 (when she was nine!!).

One thing's for sure—that 31-year-old kiddie-fiddler beau of hers, Milo Ventimiglia, looks like he'd be a decent bounce.

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  • At 4:43 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    Ooo i've been wanting to bounce all around bounce with Milo since his Jesse days in the Gilmore Girls and Bedford Diaries. Boo to the WB for not picking up his proposed Gilmore Girls spin off.

    Am very disappointed that Wake Up Call is not a poppy cover of the M5 classic :)

    Lucky bitch Hayden - working every day with Milo and Steven Carrington is her on screen dad! Viva la dynasty!

  • At 6:42 AM, Blogger xolondon said…

    "I am 18 going on 49"! She looks like a Palm Beach cougar.

    I think we should not laugh, because Hayden has ALS. Ali Lohan Syndrome.

  • At 7:05 AM, Blogger JT said…

    sounds like she's mimicing Ashlee with a Paris Hilton song. hahaha.

  • At 8:48 PM, Anonymous My Name Is Dita said…

    Milo Ventimiglia FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME. And then FUCK ME some more.

    He is hot, but why on Earth would you publish a pic of his with his old, "ugly" look?

    Everybody should go out and see "Pathology", which opened in like 5 theaters across the US a couple of months ago.

    He appears in the buff, nekkid. He doesn't do a full frontal nudity, but a full back-al nudity.

    Yeah, FUCK ME.

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