dispatches from the pop scene...minus the corn syrup.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Why Do Things Like New Kids On The Block Have To Happen To Me, God?

New Kids On The Block have yet another goddamn greatest hits coming out—or rather, that Sony is throwing out to cash in on the old fuckers whoring themselves out on the road again—on August 12.

I wouldn't masturbate on this trash if it made blind children see.

Among the 18 re-heated "hits" are "Please Don't Go Girl," "Cover Girl," "Valentine Girl" and "My Favorite Girl." Girl, please!

There's also a New Kids megamix, which you'll probably want to push a rusty, 12-inch railroad tie through your eardrum to while listening.

But really, looking forward to this.



  • At 6:11 PM, Blogger John said…

    To say that they had 18 hits is REALLY stretching it. At least their comeback is helping Natasha make more money touring this fall.

  • At 7:30 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    Are you there D'luv? It's me, Margaret!

  • At 6:42 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    John, I know. The ball and chain's birthday party was on Saturday night, and I made an 8-hour playlist for it. When I was compiling it the night before and added Natasha's "Pocketful Of Sunshine," he goes, "Oh, so-and-so hatest this song..."

    That's when I knew it was a hit... the fact that someone knew it and had heard it enough times to hate it.

    Paul, I'm here, Margaret, and now you're pregnant.

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