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Saturday, September 06, 2008

Katy Perry To Rape Madonna's "Virgin" On Sunday's MTV VMAs

Katy Perry will descecrate Madonna's "Like A Virgin" Sunday night on the MTV Video Music Awards, 24 years after Ye Olde Vampyre swung her candy onto the same show and warbled the tune herself.

Thank Christ they got this talented, young faux lez to do this trash instead of hauling that old bat Madge on stage.

No one wants to see grandma's thighs give out.

Between this and the announcement that Britney Spears will open the shebang, this year's VMAs are sounding more Z-grade by the minute.

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4 Comments:

  • At 8:47 AM, Blogger John said…

    Do the people that watch MTV now really care about the history of the channel? It's a completely different format than it was back in the day. Having said that, I might be slightly more likely to watch. Wonder if they will go back to airing it 138 times in the week following the broadcast, given its "historical context".

     
  • At 9:03 AM, Blogger xolondon said…

    Right John, a new format as in no music!


    Sorry, Katy Perry is to music was Sarah Palin is to government.

     
  • At 10:22 AM, Blogger Adem With An E said…

    KATY PERRY = FAIL.

    Haven't we seen 'Like A Virgin' enough times on the MTV awards by now?

     
  • At 6:12 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    On the plus side, Simon Curtis will be on the red carpet for Nickelodeon :)

     

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