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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Take That Have Two Singles On The Way

How is it that Gary Barlow and his wonky-eye are in L.A. this very minute finishing up Take That's new album with producer John Shanks, and we haven't done oral sex with each other yet? I never understand how these things (don't) happen...?!

Thursday night the band won the Sony Ericson Tour Of The Year Award at the Vodafone Live Music Awards in London, beating out Sugababes and Girls Aloud. Of course, they weren't there to pick up their statue, because they're here not getting naked with me.

The Spice Girls also beat out Led Zeppelin and The Verve in the Best Live Return category. Think about that for a minute.

Anyway, it's been noted that Take That's new single will be out sometime in November. Meanwhile the Manchester Evening News reports the album should be out by Christmas, and that Barlow's pal, Brit comedian Peter Kay, is teaming up with the DILF boy band for a novelty single to rival the X Factor winner's release in the race to the Christmas #1 position in the U.K.

The single will tie in with Kay's reality-TV satire series Britain's Got The Pop Factor And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice.

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8 Comments:

  • At 3:25 PM, Blogger xolondon said…

    Come now, of all the men in Take That you would chose to "do oral sex with" you choose Gary Barlow?

    I would have expected you to choose... all of them at once.

     
  • At 4:34 PM, Anonymous Vic(odin) said…

    that's not a wonky eye, he's totally blinking at me, smiling with his eyes and telling me to get on my knees at the same time

     
  • At 9:14 PM, Blogger John said…

    I'm glad to see that Gary made it through that awkward phase. You know the one...where he WASN'T sharing Sexy Timeā„¢ with me.

     
  • At 11:55 PM, Blogger Adem With An E said…

    Gary's definitely scrubbed up the best over the years compared to the other three, hasn't he? DILF indeed; can't wait for the new material, it seriously feels like forever since "Beautiful World."

     
  • At 8:03 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    oh it's going to be a good christmas - new killers, new girls aloud, new same Stifference and new Take That, with lots of Gary shots in the cd booklet looking moody and sexy. ROWR!

     
  • At 8:05 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    though now you mention it, Gary has that look on his face that I did once when i got manspoo in my eye, which is surprisingly and incredibly stingy. Just thought you oughta know.

     
  • At 9:49 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    XO, I've always declared my lust for Jason L'orange, though Gary's looking quite hotzy totzy in that pic.

    Vic(odin), have you bought a pair of Lindsay Lohan's leggings yet that she designed? The ones with knee pads? You think I'm kidding, but...

    John, you've trademarked "sexy time"? Well, I guess if anyone was gonna do so...

    Adem, it does, and yet it was only two years ago! I still think "Rule The World" beats any of BW's tracks.

    Paul, yep, it's like all our faves waited till fourth quarter to put out their jams. As for your eye, hope you didn't have a contact lens in, otherwise it'd be Ouchie-no-no!

     
  • At 4:17 PM, Blogger Jump! said…

    I think Gary has a small penis. Just my two cents.

     

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