dispatches from the pop scene...minus the corn syrup.

Thursday, October 23, 2008


By all, means, T.I., let everyone get out of the way so your damn "Whatever You Like" garbage can spend another week at #1!

Thrice has "Whatever You Like" been interrupted during its stint atop the chart in the past month—by Pink's "So What," T.I.'s own "Live Your Life" and Britney Spears' "Womanizer." Resitance seems to be futile, however.

Meanwhile, when Christina Aguilera woke up this morning, started slathering on the war paint then got the call that "Keeps Gettin' Better" has flizz-opped down to #27 in its third week on the Hot 100, she probably shrieked in three octaves and accidentally jammed her Lipfusion Beach Baby Bling stick through her eyesocket. Dirrty!

On the album chart, Keane's Perfect Symmetry debuts at #7 with sales of 43,000. It's probably fair to say that at this point, when no LP released this year has sold more than two million copies, the album as we know it is no longer a saleable commodity.

The U.S. Top 10:

1. "Whatever You Like" - T.I. *6 weeks*
2. "Live Your Life" - T.I. feat. Rihanna *airplay gainer*
3. "So What" - Pink
4. "Womanizer" - Britney Spears
5. "Hot N Cold" - Katy Perry
6. "Disturbia" - Rihanna
7. "Let It Rock'" - Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne
8. "Miss Independent" - Ne-Yo
9. "Fearless'" - Taylor Swift *new* *hot shot debut*
10. "Can't Believe It'" - T-Pain feat. Lil Wayne

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  • At 12:15 PM, Blogger Michael said…

    I find T.I. completely baffling.

  • At 12:40 PM, Blogger John said…

    Overheard by Xtina at the ER: "It BURRRRRRNS!"

  • At 1:20 PM, Blogger Yuяi said…

    Gawd, why isn't American as T.I.red as I am of his stuff?

  • At 1:36 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    Just when you thought the American top 10 couldn't get any more repugnant!!

  • At 1:44 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    what the fuck is a taylor swift?!

  • At 2:03 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Michael, I'm blaming it all on the fact that when you play "Whatever You Like" backwards, it says, "I have both a giant c*** and a vagina! Let your five-year-old touch it and get my album for free, plus I'll throw in a jar of pickles and a dead muskrat!"

    John, but enough about her taco funnel.

    Yuri, because American's are too busy thumbing their cunts over Sarah Palin's ass bent over a futon.

    Mike, ...then along comes me talking about it on a weekly basis, I believe is the part you left out.

    Paul, that bitch was dating Joe Jonas...I thought you got hard over those tweendouchcakez?


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