Stripper, you've been spreading your luvs for years.
Second of all, there were apparently rumors that Dannii was going to be axed from The X Factor. But not only is she not getting thrown out on her bony, grafted ass, Simon Cowell is doubling her salary:
The 37-year-old Aussie star has been the centre of rumours that boss Simon Cowell plans to drop her from the show, but The Daily Mirror reports she will keep her job and her pay will be doubled to £1 million a series.
Simon told the paper: "As far as the judging panel is concerned, let's just say that if I was a betting man my money would be on Dannii returning to the show. She was great last year and I am adamant she should be there for the next series. All being well, pen will be put to paper this week."
...A source said: "Dannii feels she has been a bit redundant but Simon pleaded with her to stay and has offered her a much more lucrative deal, doubling her £500,000 fees to £1 million.
"That puts her on a par with Cheryl who has been offered £1 million to stay. Dannii is very excited and can't wait to sign on the dotted line."
That's pretty classy! Hopefully Dannii spends her money wisely—you know, like on recording another album that she funds entirely herself.
What a great investment! Word has it she's already recorded a track with The Freemasons to be released at some point. It's about time they stopped working with amateurs like Beyonce and brought a real songbird into the studio to trill over their gay jungle beats.