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Friday, February 27, 2009

$ucce$$!

Okay, first, how the fuck did I not know Dannii Minogue has her own blog!?!? Her Valentine's Day post alone was just photos of candy hearts with the words "Spread the love...."

Stripper, you've been spreading your luvs for years.

Second of all, there were apparently rumors that Dannii was going to be axed from The X Factor. But not only is she not getting thrown out on her bony, grafted ass, Simon Cowell is doubling her salary:

The 37-year-old Aussie star has been the centre of rumours that boss Simon Cowell plans to drop her from the show, but The Daily Mirror reports she will keep her job and her pay will be doubled to £1 million a series.

Simon told the paper: "As far as the judging panel is concerned, let's just say that if I was a betting man my money would be on Dannii returning to the show. She was great last year and I am adamant she should be there for the next series. All being well, pen will be put to paper this week."

...A source said: "Dannii feels she has been a bit redundant but Simon pleaded with her to stay and has offered her a much more lucrative deal, doubling her £500,000 fees to £1 million.

"That puts her on a par with Cheryl who has been offered £1 million to stay. Dannii is very excited and can't wait to sign on the dotted line."

That's pretty classy! Hopefully Dannii spends her money wisely—you know, like on recording another album that she funds entirely herself.

What a great investment! Word has it she's already recorded a track with The Freemasons to be released at some point. It's about time they stopped working with amateurs like Beyonce and brought a real songbird into the studio to trill over their gay jungle beats.

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9 Comments:

  • At 11:17 PM, Anonymous shanaynay lachild said…

    girl, the wisest money danii ever spent was on buying the new face she has. best plastic surgery ever. please post before and after fotos side by side for all 2 see.

     
  • At 11:55 PM, Blogger John said…

    What do Danni and a tuba have in common? That picture is so wrong, and yet SO right.

     
  • At 1:21 AM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    I love that Dannii pic! Is she about to lead the mardi gras parade with a rousing all-tubas rendition of "When the Saints Go Marching In"? I don't know but I'll say yes, she is.

     
  • At 5:50 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    sigh, every year there is some drama about which judge is coming back and the status quo never changes. Notice how Cherevyl Cole only went on record saying she would quit if dannii didn 't come back when it was a done deal that LaMin2 would be returning.

     
  • At 7:16 AM, Blogger Mike said…

    What a joy to see Dannii's stunning visage on Chart Rigger! It's great that she's returning to X Factor but I'd really love some new music. It's time for her 14th #1 club smash!

     
  • At 8:31 PM, Blogger xolondon said…

    Poor Daaaannniii, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

     
  • At 12:13 AM, Blogger K.I.A.T.W.F. said…

    LOL x 1000 to everything in that post

     
  • At 10:42 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Shanaynay, we don't want to frighten the children, now, do we?

    John, I wonder if she plays it with her mouth or...

    Moog, it's a good photo. Much like her deep lyrics, it makes you think! (Boy, you now you're so perfect / how can you be so damn perfect)

    Paul, get sucked into the drama, mindless sheep!

    Mike, yes, and another #27 UK singles chart smash, to rival "This Is The Way."

    XO, she's married to her art.

    K.I.A.T.W.F., I know, right?!

     
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