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Thursday, March 05, 2009

10 Reasons Why Kesha Needs To Be Your New Favorite Singer

Okay, after rewatching Flo Rida's "Right Round" video, I got to thinking, That chick in the clip totally can't be the one singing. In fact, I sort of hypothesized that Kesha (or Ke$ha, if you're cla$$y) is probably some 400 lb. housewife who occasionally comes into the studio to mop up after hours, who Dr. Luke grabbed and asked to warble the chorus.

Wrong! A bit of digging reveals that Kesha is actually a completely bonkers 21-year-old from Tennessee. So why didn't they feature her in the "Right Round" vid? Flo Rida was probably afraid of her scary ass.

Anyway, here's why you gotta love Kesha:

1. Her MySpace URL is myspace.com/keshaishot

2. MySpace quote: "U need a little K$ wit' sum lazerlights and a fog machine!"

3. She has a song called "Boots And Boys"

4. She's wearing a Simple Minds t-shirt in the above photo

5. Among her influences: Kraftwork, The Smiths, Richard X, Pulp

6. More quotes: "I sometimes wish I was a man."

7. "It's all about the bj's and rockin the trash-stash."

8. "Mick Jagger might be my dad. fo realz"

9. She has photo albums called "Fuck Yes" and "Shit On My Face" (which has pics of her with writing on her face, not, like...you know.)

10. Her MySpace "sounds like" is "god having an orgasm."

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9 Comments:

  • At 6:20 PM, Blogger tyler said…

    is that a boy or a girl?


    yes.

     
  • At 9:28 PM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    OMG totez thought that was Katy Perry singing on "Right Round."

     
  • At 10:04 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    Doll, unemployment totally becomes your blog. It's like you've added an extra sprinkle of ghetto fabulousness that I can't get enough of!

     
  • At 12:07 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    T, good answer.

    Moog, I know! Chalk it up to the Dr. Luke soundfield microphone system.

    Mike, I'm hearing this alot from people. Now if only someone would pay me to write this shit.

     
  • At 1:58 PM, Anonymous Fuckloads Of Diamonds said…

    @ Moog, D'Luv

    Wait...Katy Perry...singing?

    Does...not...compute...

     
  • At 12:49 AM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    Singing/ getting squished by a falling fridge in the vicinity of recording equipment... same thing for ...

     
  • At 8:09 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    ew she looks like she needs a good washing... or 8

     
  • At 11:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcCw1ggftuQ&feature=related

    updated link to the vid anyways

     
  • At 5:02 AM, Anonymous Austin said…

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