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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Just When You Think The Arts Are On A Rapid Decline...JoJo Returns

This is the most exciting news I've heard in hours! JoJo's third album All I Want Is Everything is set to be released by the summer.

JoJo (aka Joanna Levesque) is 18 now, which means she's got "the sexy," as the above photo indicates. She recorded with Danja and J.R. Rotem for this epic masterwork, so it'd better sound like Britney Spears' Blackout and had better not sound like JoJo's last album (except for "Too Little, Too Late," hands-down one of the best pop songs of the '00s).

Apparently Billy Steinberg, who wrote "Too Little, Too Late," contributed to All I Want Is Everything. So we can at least expect one chart hit.

And do you need a reminder that the greatest literature every written about JoJo was her notoriously controversial Chart Rigger Banterview?

Plus, just in case, fair music fan, you need your memory jogged as to what a superior teen diva we're dealing with here:



  • At 9:06 PM, Blogger Poster Girl said…

    That JoJo banterview never should and never will die.

    I really liked "Coming For You" on that album.

    I wonder which '80s song J.R. will be sampling for his contribution?

  • At 12:12 PM, Anonymous Fuckloads Of Diamonds said…

    Isn't JoJo's album title kinda close to Kelly Clarkson's? And wasn't JoJo's persona kinda like the tougher, bitchier little lesbian sis to Kelly C.'s big lesbian sis?

    Still, would love to see JoJo cover "All We Ever Wanted Was Everything" in that hard-edged street teen way she had.

    Damn, the music biz sure isn't forgiving now that JoJo's all washed up at the age of what, 15? Must've been all that "giving all I had" to these mysterious older men in her songzzz.

  • At 1:16 PM, Blogger Richard the Big Bunny said…

    Can get in before the trend and start referring to her as 'Granny Jo' now that she's age-d?


  • At 2:02 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    I hope she remakes "How To Touch A Girl" for 2009. That song was a golden pearl for sure.

  • At 12:13 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    PG, I'm campaigning to get it archived at the Smithsonian.

    FOD, well, you gotta figure titjobs and getting your thighs lasered in Thailand isn't cheap. JoJo needs another hit!

    Richard, help the age'd!

    Joshua, I want you to bend over my knee and sing church hymns, bad boy.

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