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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Lady GaGa And David Cook Doing 'American Idol' Next Week

Lady GaGa recently had to postpone both her New York and Philadelphia concert gigs, originally set to go down next week. Coincidentally, it was announced yesterday that the blonde pop squealer will shimmy on the American Idol stage this coming Wednesday (April 1).

April Fool's Day, Philadelphia and New York! Ha......ha.

My hope is that GaGa grabs wacked-out judge Paula Abdul, stares into her dead eyes and says, "Wanna really get high?" then straddles her mouth.

Meanwhile, who the hell is David Cook?

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9 Comments:

  • At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Fred Bronson's Love Child said…

    Why has that bitch of J'ason still not reported that huge bitchfight between Steve Angello and Paris Hilton? That's more relevant and interesting than reporting on has-beens Pet Shop Toys every 2 seconds. What's this, XO Middle Eight?

     
  • At 2:03 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    The words 'Paris Hilton' and 'has-beens' registered...

     
  • At 5:30 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    blimey i'm so behind on everything. And i thought American Idol couldn't get any worse this season, but here we are with that gusset flashing ho clogging up the screens. Oh and Lady Gaga is on too? hehe, i jest of course. I have been smitten with La Cookie since we brushed shoulders at Disneyworld. He smelt of poppers and cum.

     
  • At 7:38 PM, Anonymous shel said…

    Ahhh. Just what I needed. Succinct, vintage D'luv. I'd pay to see GaGa straddling Paula. Not for thrills, just for the laugh.

     
  • At 9:20 AM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    @Fred Bronson's Love Child: Yeah, really! Why can't this place be more like TMZ.

     
  • At 5:21 PM, Anonymous Fred Bronson's Love Child said…

    Now you get it, Moo. Harvey Levin is the hottest thing. What a stud! I wanna have his love child.

     
  • At 6:35 PM, Blogger Yuяi said…

    Poker Face is sure to be #1 within 2 weeks if it isn't already then. Going on AI will do wonders for her career and for helping to make her a household name.

     
  • At 7:02 PM, Anonymous oPaul said…

    Thanks for the warning. I'll make sure to miss it.

     
  • At 4:00 PM, Anonymous Lady Gaga Tickets said…

    Has anyone purchased Lady Gaga Tickets from the website http://lady-gaga-tickets.doitbigtickets.com/

     

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