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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Media Whore Heidi Montag Somehow Has Cathy Dennis Writing Songs For Her

Remember Heidi Montag of MTV faux reality show The Hills, who released the irresistible atrocity that was "Higher" last year? Well, now that her original producer RedOne struck paydirt with Lady GaGa and split for greener pasture$, Heidi's somehow hook(er)ed up with ...Cathy Dennis?!?

Cathy, luv, you wrote Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out Of My Head." And Britney Spears' "Toxic." And Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl." And Sugababes' "About You Now." Bitch, you can't need the money this bad!

Spencer Pratt, Montag's dimbulb boyfriend, Twittered the photo of Heidi and Cathy above and spouted off, "Heidi with Cathy Dennis who wrote Toxic and I Kissed a Girl writing hits for Heidi get ready world!"

Christ. Is this for real or is it just another dream?

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14 Comments:

  • At 3:12 AM, Blogger Paul said…

    OMFGG. Seriously, Cathedral must be racking in the cash with all her hits. Perhaps this is a charity project so she can get tax relief.

     
  • At 8:41 AM, Blogger Moogaboo said…

    I loved Heidi's "Fashion," maybe they can come up with something almost as good.

     
  • At 9:26 AM, Blogger Poster Girl said…

    Yeah, I still love "Fashion" (much better in Heidi's version than in Lady GaGa's version) and "Body Language." Something as great as those would be nice!

     
  • At 11:15 AM, Blogger D'luv said…

    I love how Cathy's like, "Muthafuckah, I'm gonna shove that iPhone up your puxxy!!"...to Spencer.

     
  • At 11:35 AM, Blogger John said…

    "And then Cathy started showing us some videos of this Vaudeville act called D'Mob."

     
  • At 12:41 PM, Blogger Yuяi said…

    Damn! What a waste of Cathy's talent!

    Are sure Ho didn't airbrush Cathy in that pic??

     
  • At 9:50 PM, Anonymous Hahaheeheehahaho! said…

    Cathy's face=move to this! Oh wait, it can't...

     
  • At 11:03 PM, Blogger Mike said…

    Heidi is an amazing talent! "Fashion" is brilliant and "Overdosin'" is better than anything in Madonna's back catalogue. To my mind, Cathy is movin' up in the world after slumming it with Britney and Sugabland.

     
  • At 8:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I LOVE me some Cathy Dennis. I have her first 2 CDs, have never tracked down the 3rd that came out at some point in the second half of the 90s.

    Falling is one of my all time fav songs and I love the PM Dawn remix that went w/ the video!

    Ben

     
  • At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Seanti said…

    I wanna know why?!? (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh...)

     
  • At 8:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Go Cathy Dennis with ur new band Sex Cassettes... come to Wyandotte, Michigan!
    Christian

     
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  • At 12:35 AM, Blogger eric said…

    Just saw u on Lopez
    U r a rude self centered person and I had to work hard to find a way to say this
    Find a place with ur fake hair and boobs

     

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