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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Oh, Wow, It's The New Britney Spears Video. Wonder If She'll Act Like A Ho In It...?



Here's Britney Spears' video for third Circus single, "If U Seek Amy." If it gets pulled from YouTube, here's what you're missing:

1. Britney dressed like a whore.

2. Britney simulating group masturbation with a bunch of other broads.

3. Britney entering a dreamy sequence where she's dressed like a Doris Day-type '50s mom.

The end. Absolutely worth the wait, no?


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12 Comments:

  • At 5:39 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    so based on your three points of what we're missing, not a video, more of a home movie then?>

     
  • At 7:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why beat around “bush?” Here’s a movie that gets straight to the point: sex. Aubrey O’Day’s film debut, to boot.
    “American High School”

     
  • At 9:00 PM, Blogger John said…

    I've see bigger budgets for high school bake sales! Jive has a lot of faith in this single.

     
  • At 9:14 PM, Anonymous shel said…

    Britney is waaay deep. People want to fuck her. Now I finally get it.

    The song makes no actual literal sense. Should the video?

    I love her more every day.

     
  • At 11:16 PM, Blogger xolondon said…

    Do people still want to fuck her. We know too much!

     
  • At 7:34 AM, Anonymous American Beauty said…

    So...much... beauty...in the world... (shotgun blast to the face)

     
  • At 7:35 AM, Anonymous All Of The Boys And All Of The Girls said…

    Please, please, please, Brit Brit, let us if you seek Amy!!

     
  • At 10:55 AM, Blogger Michael said…

    I'm underwhelmed but I like her look at the end.

     
  • At 3:52 PM, Blogger will said…

    The video makes no sense whatsoever, as indicated in the ending. That being said, this single is a tanker.

     
  • At 5:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Love it. I wasn't really a fan till her comeback.

     
  • At 6:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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  • At 6:49 AM, Blogger Handjobs tips said…

    "Oh, Wow, It's The New Britney Spears Video. Wonder If She'll Act Like A Ho In It...?"

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