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Monday, April 20, 2009

Kelly Clarkson Does Hook Up, And She Does It Like Proper Slut Should

...I should know, because like Kelly Clarkson in the "I Do Not Hook Up" vid below, I, too, have banged at least three caterers, a Burger King drive-thru attendant and a homeless guy throwing moldy taco shells at my windshield in my time.

Still not sure if the official clip is better than this one, though.



ALSO SEE:
*
Kelly Clarkson's Life Probably Wouldn't Suck Sans The Fat Jokes
* The 2007 Kelly Clarkson Banterview

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2 Comments:

  • At 7:22 AM, Blogger MrBrady said…

    Oh how I love to see that 'International Copyright Restrictions apply' message when trying to view this video. So much for globalis(z)ation...

     
  • At 3:46 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    HOLY SHADES OF PAULA. THEY STRETCHED KELLY CLARKSON OUT IN THIS VIDEO AND THE UNFORTUNATE RESULT IS THAT SHE LOOKS EVEN MORE LIKE SHREK.

    Okay, seriously, does anyone else see it/??

     

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