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Thursday, April 09, 2009

Kylie Minogue Survived Cancer For This?



Abominable. Though I love how Adam Lambert gets saddled with the line, "There's a dark secret in me."

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9 Comments:

  • At 1:07 PM, Blogger Michael said…

    Eek, that was painful.

     
  • At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Mr Kranky said…

    I hope she didn't get her cancer back after that!!

     
  • At 3:31 PM, Anonymous Kylie's Whisper-Thin Cooing said…

    Her appearance in Street Fighter was less painful than this!

     
  • At 4:58 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    Wow. That was so awkward. And Adam Lambert is Patti Labelle come back as an emaciated John Malkovich pretending to be that one dude from Fall Out boy. YIKES!

     
  • At 5:51 PM, Blogger Tom Q Public said…

    Ugh ... don't get me started on those ghastly "Idol" group numbers ... I had to turn down the volume AND leave the room last week, 'cause I couldn't bear so much as the concept of them massacring Journey's hallowed "Don't Stop Believing". Sure, Simon trashes the individual performers to his heart's content, but he allows these group travesties to continue every week?!? Talk about "bad karaoke"....

    -T

     
  • At 2:25 AM, Blogger Dan82 said…

    this really was excruciating!
    - although Alison rocked it.

    ...shows hows rubbish the song is really, sorry.

     
  • At 10:47 AM, Anonymous shanaynay lachild said…

    dat was da wurst 3 minuts since i tried pussy n at least i got paid 4 dat.

    awful. i shudda had a v-8.

    when that fruit sang about a dark secret inside him i think he meant he stuck a can of aerosol secret up his boy-pussy. strong enough 4 a man - but made for dat woman.

     
  • At 3:48 PM, Anonymous shel said…

    Spot on title.

     
  • At 3:40 PM, Blogger Jason R said…

    This disturbed me as well..

     

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