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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

No!!! Must Resist...New...Paula Abdul...Song

Alright, so below is Paula Abdul's "I'm Just Here For The Music," a cover of an unreleased Kylie Minogue song from the Body Language sessions (circa 2003). And next to it is Kylie's version.

Paula sounds so distorted, I'm not even sure she showed up to the studio when they recorded this. The producer probably just strung together different words she's said on American Idol, then shoved it into a computer.

She should just change her damn name to Paula Vocoder, and be all like, "Fuck you, T-Pain and Jamie Foxx; this is how you rock a jam proper!"



But, yeah, I love it.

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6 Comments:

  • At 12:29 PM, Anonymous Pillz-A-Poppin'!! said…

    All hail the TRUE queen, Paula Abdul!!!!!!!!

     
  • At 3:00 PM, Anonymous oPaul said…

    I hope Paula performs this on AI tonight the way Roger from Zapp used to do it - by singing into that crazy tracheotomy-looking plastic tube.

    Maybe they can even hook it up to feed her her meds out of a giant Coke cup on the intake.

     
  • At 4:08 PM, Blogger Brad said…

    All I know is that tonight's performance promises to be epic.






    In the bad sense.

     
  • At 6:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    So bad it's good.

     
  • At 10:05 PM, Blogger Robpop said…

    She needs to reclaim Spinning Around...

     
  • At 7:31 PM, Blogger Yuяi said…

    How'd ya like that "girls aloud" spark shower? Simon probably demanded that shit too!

     

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