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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Sorry, Brits, But Black Eyed Peas Speak The International Language Of Suck


Well, not only have Black Eyed Peas raped the U.S., Australia and Canada pop charts with their electrocity "Boom Boom Pow," they've also now done a black-eyed blitz on the U.K., as well.

Enjoy this horseshit, Brits; it's a real gem. Hopefully it stays at #1 for 39 weeks like it has here in America. You can thank us later. We know you're too busy enjoying other gems we've sent your way by Eminem, Kings Of Leon, Ciara and Flo Rida.

At least Green Day's excellent 21st Century Breakdown, an Uncle Sam export to not be ashamed of, is at the top of the U.K. album chart.

Yankee-fuck-a-ding-dang-doodle-doo!

The U.K. Top 10:

1. "Boom Boom Pow" - Black Eyed Peas *1 week*
2. "Number 1" - Tinchy Stryder feat. N-Dubz
3. "In For The Kill'" - La Roux
4. "We Made You" - Eminem
5. "Not Fair'" - Lily Allen
6. "Tiny Dancer" - Ironik feat. Chipmunk & Elton John
7. "Poker Face" - Lady GaGa
8. "I'm Not Alone" - Calvin Harris
9. "Love Sex Magic" - Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake
10. "Warrior's Dance" - Prodigy

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10 Comments:

  • At 4:53 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    god it is actually worse than 3 day old cack stained pants.

    at least lily allen is top five :)

     
  • At 3:27 AM, Blogger undisco_me said…

    Or 'cock stained pants' too, and that would scratch after 3 days..

    I only like the Gaga and Harris tracks - it could be worse, there was one week about 10 years ago when it was all garage songs (and none of them were that 'flowers in the pouring rain' one).

     
  • At 11:20 AM, Blogger Mike said…

    Get with the program, you bitches are so 2000 and late! "Boom Boom Pow" is amazing - if only for Fergie's holy presence. Bow down and worship her. NOW!

     
  • At 5:15 PM, Blogger Keith a.k.a. K j A M said…

    For better or worse, the song is catchy, especially the David Guetta electro remake. If anything, it's hysterical to hear Fergie get back into ghetto mode.

     
  • At 5:42 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    daaaaang you are so uhngry!

     
  • At 6:05 PM, Anonymous Plastic Tablecloth Tranny Chop said…

    But who's fucking the corpse of Tammy Wynette while Fergie time warps to 3008?

     
  • At 4:48 PM, Blogger D'luv said…

    Paul, yes, and I'm on board with her this album. I'm so 3000-and-8!

    Undisco Me, someone needs to rev up the jeep and asphyxiate everyone in that garage.

    Mike, Fergie wants to know if she left her strap-on in your shorts?

    Keith, she's SUPER ghetto in "Imma Bee."

    Joshua, I will CUT you.

    PTTC, you know, I've been wondering about that, actually!

     
  • At 2:18 PM, Anonymous shel said…

    My Beth has requested a t-shirt featuring your photo with "Yankee-fuck-a-ding-dang-doodle-doo!" emblazoned below it. You have made her quite a fan with your has-been Madonna quips, your general distaste for such dittys as Boom Boom Pow, and your (spot on)assessment of the entertainment value of American Idol. She looks forward to meeting you one day. xoxoxo, -shel

     
  • At 12:12 PM, Anonymous sex shop said…

    So, I don't actually suppose this may have success.

     
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