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Thursday, June 04, 2009

The Greatest Cougar Of All: Whitney Houston's New Album Out In September

It was announced today that Whitney Houston's new album has a September 1 release date. Now, see, I just love when they stick these divas in the oven and bake 'em till they're good and crazy (see: Carey, Mariah) then unleash them upon the public.

"Oh, no—she's fine. She's a star, remember?"

The press release says this is her seventh album since 1985. Only the seventh? Damn, girl, how long was that crack bender you were on, anyway?

The first single off the as-yet-untitled masterpiece is set to be "I Don't Know My Own Strength."

Truth be told, I never really gave a flying leap about this broad, though I did see The Bodyguard in the theater. And Waiting To Exhale. Here's hoping her new Max Martin and RedOne-produced jams are super duper!

Oh, she didn't work with Max Martin or RedOne? Sigh.



  • At 2:09 PM, Blogger Joshua said…

    What is the song title referring to? The side effects of that new-fangled cocktail of crack & steroids!?!??

  • At 2:33 PM, Anonymous The Chilly Pussy Of Annie Lennox said…

    Can't wait to hear her croak, sweat and gum-bleed through her current amazing one-note vocal range.


  • At 3:09 PM, Anonymous oPaul said…

    You never cared about Whitney?!! WTF??

    I loved her til at least half way through the Bobby Brown crackathon. Then I hated her. Now I'm apprehensive. Her last regular album and her Christmas CD were abysmal!

    If she were back in form I think this comeback would have started a while ago. She can't be worse than Britney though...so yeah, some good producers are needed.

  • At 6:30 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    love her, even her dodgy last album and that Christmas nonsense One Wish. Bring on the possibly disappointing possibly biggest return since Tina with What's Love Got To Do With It comeback. Etc.

  • At 7:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It'll never see the light of day

  • At 10:09 PM, Blogger Michael said…

    I loved My Name Is Not Susan. I can relate to it because my name is not Susan either, making it my jam.

  • At 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Michael that made me spit my lime water all over my desk! You bitch! You are Susan now! HA HA HA

  • At 4:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Bet this record was SLAPPED together... but w/e it's going to be a HIT if BB is involved! ;)


    Hi doll


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